What first world problem did you have today?

[jpiniero]

I didn't want to get annoyed/distracted by the Presidental Alert... so I shut off my phone. But then my old phone went off, one that doesn't have a valid SIM and I thought didn't even support current networks.

And it was two minutes early.

 

[sdifox]

What is a presidential alert?

 

[highland145]

lol bet my Ma shit a brick.

 

[highland145]

What is a presidential alert?

More like a nap in the US.

 

[IronWing]

More like a nap in the US.

He probably didn’t hear the alert, broker speaker.

 

[jpiniero]

What is a presidential alert?

FEMA’s emergency alert test rang phones two minutes early

There was no opting out of this one.

www.theverge.com

 

[sdifox]

Emergency alert test <> presidential alert....

 

[highland145]

He probably didn’t hear the alert, broker speaker.

That's a good one.

 

[pete6032]

What is a presidential alert?

It activated the graphene oxide in vaxxed peoples' bodies and now we're all dead or zombies.

Conspiracy theories about FEMA’s Oct. 4 emergency alert test spread online

On October 4, 2023 the nationwide Emergency Alert System will send a test signal to users cell phones.

www.dispatch.com

 

[dave_the_nerd]

It activated the graphene oxide in vaxxed peoples' bodies and now we're all dead or zombies.

Conspiracy theories about FEMA’s Oct. 4 emergency alert test spread online

On October 4, 2023 the nationwide Emergency Alert System will send a test signal to users cell phones.

www.dispatch.com

Nope, I'm pretty sure I'm still GRAAAH BRAINS

 

[sdifox]

It activated the graphene oxide in vaxxed peoples' bodies and now we're all dead or zombies.

Conspiracy theories about FEMA’s Oct. 4 emergency alert test spread online

On October 4, 2023 the nationwide Emergency Alert System will send a test signal to users cell phones.

www.dispatch.com

Just tell them it makes them stable genius, like Trump

 

[Red Squirrel]

Presidential Alert is just the more premium version of Life Alert. Now with stair and bike fall detection!

 

[pete6032]

MLB: Please stop pirating our playoff games.
Me: OK, put them on network television and I will watch them over the air.
MLB : Lol no...

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm eating a vegetable tray and at the current rate I am going to run out of dip before vegetables. Why don't they make those dips bigger!

 

[jpiniero]

MLB: Please stop pirating our playoff games.
Me: OK, put them on network television and I will watch them over the air.
MLB : Lol no...

ESPN did air the day game on ABC and there are legal streaming options. Gotta pay of course.

 

[sdifox]

I'm eating a vegetable tray and at the current rate I am going to run out of dip before vegetables. Why don't they make those dips bigger!

May as well eat steak at that point, less fatty than dip

 

[sdifox]

MLB: Please stop pirating our playoff games.
Me: OK, put them on network television and I will watch them over the air.
MLB : Lol no...

I won't watch it even if they pay me

 

[igor_kavinski]

I'm eating a vegetable tray and at the current rate I am going to run out of dip before vegetables. Why don't they make those dips bigger!

Need to learn dipping management. You are not supposed to dip all the way in. Just a tiny bit, enough to taste it.

 

[mindless1]

May as well eat steak at that point, less fatty than dip

Saturated vs non. You need fat in your diet but it doesn't have to kill you.

 

[mindless1]

After grilling out so many times this season, I had to dump the drainage tray under my grill.

 

[mindless1]

Need to learn dipping management. You are not supposed to dip all the way in. Just a tiny bit, enough to taste it.

That's what she said.

 

[sdifox]

Saturated vs non. You need fat in your diet but it doesn't have to kill you.

Ever look at dip ingredients?

 

[mindless1]

Ever look at dip ingredients?

Yes, I always do. The few times I use a veggie dip, it's usually ranch dressing. 2 Tbsp is what is called a serving, which is way more than I use per meal, has 2g of saturated fat and I eat about 1 Tbsp so half that.

Typical steak, 21g saturated fat per serving (3oz) and if I'm doing steak, I'm eating at least 2 servings. That's a choice, but hey, if you're firing up the grill and cleaning it after, and you have a hankering for steak, 3oz for an adult male is not going to cut it, period.

1g vs 42g is not hard to wrap my head around. Sodium is a different matter, but the ranch dressing is only 150mg/tbsp or so. YMMV how much you salt your steak or whatever.

 

[sdifox]

Squirrel was complaining about not enough dip. So it was more than 2oz

 

[mindless1]

The math is still questionable...