What first names do you associate with, uh, underacheving (being a loser)?

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SinnerWolf

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I don't associate certain names with loser status. But i do associate certain names with bitch/a$$hole status. Jennifer, Norman, Sally, Barabara, Nancy, Ethan, etc...Met too many of them who just get under your skin, and then claw their way a millimeter deeper every day for eternity.

 

StageLeft

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Michael, Daniel matthew john robert charles george jennifer sandy andrew thomas simon benjamin jason chris richard...oh and also henry. Guarantees you will go nowhere in life if you have one of those names. NOWHERE.
 

Red Dawn

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Well anybody with the first and middle names of John Wayne seem to end up in prison or with their genitals hacked off.
 

edro

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Michael, Daniel matthew john robert charles george jennifer sandy andrew thomas simon benjamin jason chris richard...oh and also henry. Guarantees you will go nowhere in life if you have one of those names. NOWHERE.

W00t! Ed isn't on there!
 

BillGates

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Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Daryl.

That's the one I was going to mention. I also agree with Dustin/Dusty. All people named Travis that I know are morons too.
 

SaltBoy

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I knew I guy named Darren. Nothing wrong with that, IMO. However, his last name was Duerden.

Darren Duerden. Now THAT'S a name that's just plumb awful!
 

NTB

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Originally posted by: eakers
tiffany
crystal
sasha

i mean, wtf? are you trying to have a daughter whos a stripper?

The last two I'd agree with, but the first one's OK.

As for what I think about the original question: there's always my gf's last boyfriend: Jerry.

Nate