What first names do you associate with, uh, underacheving (being a loser)?

[neovan]

Originally posted by: Xafgoat
You wanna here a really wacky name, try Trung Canidate. That is the actual name of the running back for the redskins. Man wtf kind of name is Trung?

trung is usually a vietnamese name but he's not vietnamese (at least i don't think he is) so i'm confused. the name arlington comes to mind when speaking of underachieving.

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
Daryl.

-geoff

Especially when spelled without a 'y' and paired with "McBride"... :disgust:

 

[dionx]

Roger

 

[CT2TXtech]

Urkel, Skippy, and any other TV nerds

 

[Hammer]

forgot jethro

 

[FFactory0x]

SKIP is pretty gay. LOL

How about

Ben Dover
Eilean Dover

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: jjyiz28
guys names that sounds cool

blair (wing commander)
ambrose (undying)
phade (dune)
cul (deep space 9)

I feel sorry for your future children, if you're going to have any.

 

[Zombie]

sully, wully or yllus can be associated with , uh, underacheving (being a loser).

 

[Leejai]

I've noticed these names come up recently, and it's no joke:

(Names of co-worker's kids)

Happy
Sunny
Krystal
Rosy

All girls, w/ middle name Maria

Not to say they're going to be underacheavers, but hey, ifts the thread

 

[Bryophyte]

Men who use nicknames for small children as adults...like Robbie, Danny, Kenny, Danny, Mikey, Bobby, etc.

Women with really childish names that diminish their personal worth, like Candy, Barbie, Missy, etc.

 

[GeneralDisarray]

Walleye.

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Women with really childish names that diminish their personal worth, like Candy, Barbie, Missy, etc.

Women with those names are usually hot and married to rich guys so I'd say they aren't total losers.




This thread reminds me of George Carlin's tirade about names from You Are All Diseased:

And I'm gettin' really sick of guys named Todd. You know? It's just a goofy, it's just a goofy fvckin' name, okay?

Hi what's your name? TODD. I'm TODD. And this is Blake and Blair and Blane and Brent.

Where are all these goofy fvckin' boys names coming from? Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. These are NOT REAL NAMES. Wanna hear a real name? Eddie. What ever happened to Eddie? He was here a minute ago. Joey and Jackie and Johnny and Phil. Bobby and Tommy and Danny and Bill. What happened?

TODD. And Cody and Dylan and Cameron and TUCKER. Hi Tucker, I'm Todd. HI TODD, I'M TUCKER! Fvck Tucker, Tucker sucks. And fvck Tucker's friend KYLE. You know? Yeah. There's another soft name for a boy. KYLE. Soft names make soft people.

I bet you anything that ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the sh!t out of Todd, Kyle and TUCKER.

 

[Sid59]

Munson

 

[gistech1978]

Rusty or Dusty
Dallas or Austin

 

[Ranger X]

The Sherminator

 

[PanzerIV]

Skeeter, Billy Bob or Bubba. God I hate that name. Also, I think if you're named JoJo you're doomed to a life of insignificance.