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What do you plan to do with your corpse?

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I would like to have my body untouched by any funeral parlor. I would like my body to be burned like the old school way in Conan the Barbarian. I need to get a will to spell out this I guess.
 
Originally posted by: gshock
I would like to have my body untouched by any funeral parlor. I would like my body to be burned like the old school way in Conan the Barbarian. I need to get a will to spell out this I guess.
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Unfortunately this is illegal if you reside in the US.
 
If I'm rich enough, blast myself into space on a rocket. Then, whenever my descendents want to remember me, they just have to look up at the sky! 😛
 
I told my gf that I was going to keep her corpse in my fridge after she's done with it.

She didn't like that a whole lot.
 
Once I'm dead I do not care what happens to the body. I'm signed up as an organ donor so I hope they pick me clean when I die and use me to keep others alive.
 
Strip me for parts then burn me.
Ashes in the Au'au channel.

Of course, I'm not sure how that is going to make me feel better about being dead.
 
The current plan is after death, harvest any/all usefull organs, remove skeleton and make it into a teaching aid (like the plastic skeletons in health class) and chuck the rest in the rubbish. Cemeteries are such a waste.
 
i would like to be burned and spread out somewhere significant. however if i have a significant other and she wants to be buried then i would like to be buried next to her (as long as i love her that is lol) and if she wants to be burned as spread out somewhere then i would like to be spread in the same place
 
I wanna be stuffed in a sitting position in front of my computer with a ATOT page on the screen & a p0rn page or 2 loading the backround !

....Guess life wouldnt change much


😀
 
Post mortem suicide bombing run...

Hollow me out, stuff me with explosives, drop me behind lines.

Not only do I eliminate some baddies... the little bits left over can feed the local bird population.
 
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