What do you plan to do with your corpse?

[imported_gshock]

I would like to have my body untouched by any funeral parlor. I would like my body to be burned like the old school way in Conan the Barbarian. I need to get a will to spell out this I guess.

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: gshock
I would like to have my body untouched by any funeral parlor. I would like my body to be burned like the old school way in Conan the Barbarian. I need to get a will to spell out this I guess.

Unfortunately this is illegal if you reside in the US.

 

[amol]

If I'm rich enough, blast myself into space on a rocket. Then, whenever my descendents want to remember me, they just have to look up at the sky!

 

[unsped]

i plan on eating it, which ironically is how i want to die.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Garbage truck -> Landfill

 

[Captante]

I'm not going to have any use for it, so rotting in the ground it is!

 

[skyking]

burnt, and spread the ashes out of the plane.

 

[Rumpltzer]

I told my gf that I was going to keep her corpse in my fridge after she's done with it.

She didn't like that a whole lot.

 

[doze]

Once I'm dead I do not care what happens to the body. I'm signed up as an organ donor so I hope they pick me clean when I die and use me to keep others alive.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Strip me for parts then burn me.
Ashes in the Au'au channel.

Of course, I'm not sure how that is going to make me feel better about being dead.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Have sex with it.


Oh you said MY corpse...probably donate it to science.

 

[whistleclient]

become a zombie, eat brains.

 

[Kaervak]

The current plan is after death, harvest any/all usefull organs, remove skeleton and make it into a teaching aid (like the plastic skeletons in health class) and chuck the rest in the rubbish. Cemeteries are such a waste.

 

[LtPage1]

Whatever's easiest for whoever's responsible for my body when I'm gone. I could care less.

 

[I Saw OJ]

garbage disposal

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

It is in my will to be burned with a black rose...

 

[BillyBatson]

i would like to be burned and spread out somewhere significant. however if i have a significant other and she wants to be buried then i would like to be buried next to her (as long as i love her that is lol) and if she wants to be burned as spread out somewhere then i would like to be spread in the same place

 

[302efi]

I wanna be stuffed in a sitting position in front of my computer with a ATOT page on the screen & a p0rn page or 2 loading the backround !

....Guess life wouldnt change much

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: unsped
i plan on eating it, which ironically is how i want to die.

:thumbsup:

 

[j00fek]

my dad always says "just bury me in the back yard".

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
garbage disposal

WTF is up with your AVATAR!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
garbage disposal

WTF is up with your AVATAR!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm sorry the phone picture is so upsetting to you.

 

[vi edit]

Bake & shake

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Post mortem suicide bombing run...

Hollow me out, stuff me with explosives, drop me behind lines.

Not only do I eliminate some baddies... the little bits left over can feed the local bird population.

 

[BoomerD]

oops...