what do you do that makes you a BADASS

[brainhulk]

I'm going next weekend to my first fantasy draft in Vegas! Were gonna play in a poker tournament to determine our draft order. Then the commish is gonna setup the draft in a lounge with our picks showing on flat screen TV's from his laptop. first year we are trying this, so hopefully it goes smoothly. If not, oh well. LOL

BADASS! i'm excited

oh, and if you guys have any poker tips from me, they will be greatly appreciated because i suk. lol

 

[sixone]

The best poker tip ever: Don't bet money you can't afford to lose.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I stand up for what I believe in on internet forums.

 

[Sixguns]

Sounds kind of fun. Good luck!

 

[olds]

What makes me a badass is that I am not a fruitcake, fantasy sports player.

 

[Baked]

Putting a person that's taller than you to sleep with a knock out punch, then walking away without saying a word.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I play real football.


Using the word "fantasy" in any attempt to describe how cool you are automatically disqualifies you from badass status.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Make $100K/month and bang a different supermodel everyday.

 

[Mixolydian]

I drive a Ford F-150. Anything with a V8 makes you a badass.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I fix shoes.

 

[waggy]

What makes me a badass is that I am not a fruitcake, fantasy sports player.

yeah! you are just plain average fruitcake!

 

[Fenixgoon]

motorcycling (and not a harley douche or a sportbike squid)

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I play rugby.

 

[waggy]

what makes me a badass? i can change a baby's diaper without puking!

 

[Mixolydian]

what makes me a badass? i can change a baby's diaper without puking!

Big deal. :thumbsdown:

 

[MontyAC]

Reading this thread.

 

[moonbogg]

Don't do anything consistent. Don't let them get a read on you. Bet like you are brain damaged and play aggressive as hell, and then the next minute be super conservative for no reason. I should know, I played poker ONCE and it worked for me!

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

motorcycling (and not a harley douche or a sportbike squid)

In all seriousness the real men on two wheels are bicyclists. I say that having done both pretty extensively.

 

[olds]

in all seriousness the real men on two wheels are bicyclists...

bwahahaha!

 

[zerocool84]

I was driving down a street and a squirrel ran in the middle of the road and I hit em. He didn't die right away but he was limping. I'm pretty sure he died after that.

That makes me a bad ass.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I was driving down a street and a squirrel ran in the middle of the road and I hit em. He didn't die right away but he was limping. I'm pretty sure he died after that.

That makes me a bad ass.

Careful. I got banned for saying something similar about kittens.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

bwahahaha!

Saturday morning..
Bicyclist heads out and pushes his body to the limits. Sweaty, tired, legs aching, chest ready to explode, refuels with powerbars and gatorade on the go... Now that's living.

Motorcyclist heads out, beer belly and all, with a bandana and a vest on. Sits his fat sweaty ass on his custom leather seat and cruises the strip revving his bike to get as much attention as possible. The most grueling thing he does is stopping at the diner and gorging at the buffet.

Not even a question to which of the two is manlier.

 

[jagec]

In all seriousness the real men on two wheels are bicyclists. I say that having done both pretty extensively.

Points in favor of your argument:
1)Bicycling is much more effort
2)Bicycling (on public roads) is more dangerous
3)Your speed is proportional to your fitness and training

Points against:
1)Bicycles don't make a lot of noise
2)Bicycles don't go crazy fast
3)Bicycles aren't powered by a mechanically complex hunk of metal that harnesses the power of explosions to generate motion
4)Bicycles make you go sterile because your entire body weight is supported on your taint for hours on end
5)Middle-aged women don't worry that you're going to murder them when you're stopped next to them at the light

 

[olds]

Saturday morning..
Bicyclist heads out and pushes his body to the limits. Sweaty, tired, legs aching, chest ready to explode, refuels with powerbars and gatorade on the go... Now that's living.

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ftfm
Bicyclist shaves legs, pats boyfriend on ass and heads out wearing a clown suit and hat and pushes his body to the limits. Waddling all over the road, ignoring traffic laws (while loudly complaining that they have a right to the road too), holding up traffic. Sweaty, tired, legs aching, chest ready to explode, refuels with powerbars and gatorade on the go. Stops at Starbucks to have a frapichinilatte, throws cup in trash all while oogling a 10 year old boy eating an ice cream cone. Goes home, showers with boyfriend and heads out to dinner to have a salad. Now that's living.

 

[IGBT]

most of you low lifers pay me rent..one way or another.