what do you do that makes you a BADASS

[jagec]

most of you low lifers pay me rent..one way or another.

You work at the IRS?

 

[Raduque]

I drive a Ford F-150. Anything with a V8 makes you a badass.

This.

Also, whenever I hurt myself, I just bandage it up and keep on going. If it's not bleeding, I don't even bother with the bandage.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Motorcyclist heads out, beer belly and all, with a bandana and a vest on. Sits his fat sweaty ass on his custom leather seat and cruises the strip revving his bike to get as much attention as possible. The most grueling thing he does is stopping at the diner and gorging at the buffet.

Not even a question to which of the two is manlier.

What if I'm 6'0", 140 lbs and popping a wheelie for a quarter-mile while smoking a cigarette? And then I punch a dolphin in the mouth?

 

[olds]

This.

Also, whenever I hurt myself, I just bandage it up and keep on going. If it's not bleeding, I don't even bother with the bandage.

My wife just rolls here eyes if I come in hurt after working on something. Something about the paper towel/duct tape bandage does that to her.

 

[DainBramaged]

I kill terrorists for fun and entertainment. Next?

 

[jupiter57]

As for being a badass, per ATOT standards, I leave my house occasionally, and usually unarmed!
:biggrin:

 

[Red Squirrel]

I walk around the city core without a gun. It does not get any more badass than that!

 

[waggy]

Big deal. :thumbsdown:

Oh it is a big deal! i am a badass!

 

[marvdmartian]

This is what makes me a BAD ass!!

 

[TraumaRN]

I'm badass because I can save lives likes Hannibal Lecter kills people. I don't even break a sweat.

Patient yesterday comes in with an anaphylactic allergic reaction to a bee sting(read: trying to die on me), I don't think my heart rate got above 90 the whole time. Just doesn't phase me.

Probably why I'm so good at the job, you could come in missing a leg, mangled the hell up and then my heart rate might get to 100. Just doesn't bother me.

 

[rayfieldclement]

I OWN an AK-47 rifle called a Norinco MAK-90!

 

[purbeast0]

i swear short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts.

 

[ImpulsE69]

You work at the IRS?

No I think he means he's on welfare.

 

[SandEagle]

i eat cottage cheese for dinner

 

[MontyAC]

I'm in the Secret Service.

 

[Saint Nick]

I'm badass because I can save lives likes Hannibal Lecter kills people. I don't even break a sweat.

Patient yesterday comes in with an anaphylactic allergic reaction to a bee sting(read: trying to die on me), I don't think my heart rate got above 90 the whole time. Just doesn't phase me.

Probably why I'm so good at the job, you could come in missing a leg, mangled the hell up and then my heart rate might get to 100. Just doesn't bother me.

Well I'm glad you are a nurse then ... I considered it as a career but decided I couldn't cut it

 

[Scotteq]

What if I'm 6'0", 140 lbs and popping a wheelie for a quarter-mile while smoking a cigarette? And then I punch a dolphin in the mouth?

Big deal.... My leathers are made of freshly clubbed baby harp seal skins. /colbert

 

[SSSnail]

I eat waffles for breakfast. When I'm angry, I punch pillows. I also ride public transportation, in San Francisco.

 

[amdhunter]

I have the acute ability to piss people off consistently on The Internet.

 

[clamum]

I SHOOT MY MOSIN NAGANT AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK

(caps)

 

[amdhunter]

I SHOOT MY MOSIN NAGANT AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK

(caps)

RASICT!!

 

[clamum]

RASICT!!

Fuck off tardboy.

 

[rayfieldclement]

I have an Xbox 360 Kinect 4GB and I NEVER use the Kinect! Take that!

 

[JulesMaximus]

 

[Oyeve]

Raising your child by yourself and raising him well. Thats badass.