I recently posted this on craigslist.
And now, I will post the most amusing replies.
Date: Thu, 04 Dec 2003 13:19:52 -0800
Subject: Laundry Quote
From: "Erin"
To: job-20341186@craigslist.org
Hey there,
My name is Erin Myles and I am a 25 year old female who knows exactly what you are going through. I have spent over $300 on laundry services before. I would be willing to do the 20 loads for $200 which would include picking it up and dropping it off as well as special care for delicates etc. and folding.
If this is in your price range please let me know,
Thank you in advance for your time,
Erin.
From: GinoMalibu@aol.com
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 16:35:17 EST
Subject: LUANDRY
To: job-20341186@craigslist.org
I'LL DO UR LUANDRY, IF YOUR FUN IN BED. I'M NOT LOOKING PLAIN BORING SEX, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS AWESOME AND CAN BRAG ABOUT IT, AND LIKES & CAN TO DO IT LONGER THAN 2 HOURS AND DOESNT GET SORE FAST.
I'M A GOOD LOOKNG GUY THAT LIVES IN WEST LA, AND HERE ARE MY PICTURES
GINO
http://www.geocities.com/gino6547
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 16:05:17 -0500
From: "Adam B."
To: job-20341186@craigslist.org
Subject: Clothes Washing
I just arrived in LA yesterday from Chicago and could use some extra cash while I try to sell a couple of screenplays.
If you have a washer and dryer and detergent I would do the job for $50. I am college educated (BS in Psychology) and extremely neat, honest and dependable.
If you wanted me to pick up the clothes and do them elsewhere I would do it for $70 plus the cost of paying for machines which should be about $40 if you truly have 20 loads.
I would be more than happy to provide a resume / references if desired. You can reach me at this email account: or at my friend's home telephone which is ...
Thanks.
kindly,
Adam
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 12:43:34 -0800 (PST)
From: "Jordan benShea"
Subject: Response to Craigs list for: Please help me do my laundry - I'm running out of clothes to wear!
To: job-20341186@craigslist.org
Hi,
I am responding to your listing on Craigs list for:
Please help me do my laundry - I'm running out of
clothes to wear!
My quote would depend on whether you would be supplying the detergent, and the washing machine. Would I be going to a laundry mat or would this be at a house or apt with only one machine. Off the bat I would say $500, but I am open to suggestions as I need the money.
Thanks
Okay... so now, I have the option of:
1. Paying someone $200 to do my laundry.
2. Having sex with someone for 2 hours to do my laundry.
3. Having a psych major do my laundry.
4. Paying someone $500 to do my laundry (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA).
5. Having a semipro football player do my laundry (see latest reply below).
That is all.
A few people actually offered $10/hour or $50 flat fee, so I think I'm going to follow up with them.
Next time, I'm going to do my own laundry.
And now, I will post the most amusing replies.
Date: Thu, 04 Dec 2003 13:19:52 -0800
Subject: Laundry Quote
From: "Erin"
To: job-20341186@craigslist.org
Hey there,
My name is Erin Myles and I am a 25 year old female who knows exactly what you are going through. I have spent over $300 on laundry services before. I would be willing to do the 20 loads for $200 which would include picking it up and dropping it off as well as special care for delicates etc. and folding.
If this is in your price range please let me know,
Thank you in advance for your time,
Erin.
From: GinoMalibu@aol.com
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 16:35:17 EST
Subject: LUANDRY
To: job-20341186@craigslist.org
I'LL DO UR LUANDRY, IF YOUR FUN IN BED. I'M NOT LOOKING PLAIN BORING SEX, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS AWESOME AND CAN BRAG ABOUT IT, AND LIKES & CAN TO DO IT LONGER THAN 2 HOURS AND DOESNT GET SORE FAST.
I'M A GOOD LOOKNG GUY THAT LIVES IN WEST LA, AND HERE ARE MY PICTURES
GINO
http://www.geocities.com/gino6547
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 16:05:17 -0500
From: "Adam B."
To: job-20341186@craigslist.org
Subject: Clothes Washing
I just arrived in LA yesterday from Chicago and could use some extra cash while I try to sell a couple of screenplays.
If you have a washer and dryer and detergent I would do the job for $50. I am college educated (BS in Psychology) and extremely neat, honest and dependable.
If you wanted me to pick up the clothes and do them elsewhere I would do it for $70 plus the cost of paying for machines which should be about $40 if you truly have 20 loads.
I would be more than happy to provide a resume / references if desired. You can reach me at this email account: or at my friend's home telephone which is ...
Thanks.
kindly,
Adam
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 12:43:34 -0800 (PST)
From: "Jordan benShea"
Subject: Response to Craigs list for: Please help me do my laundry - I'm running out of clothes to wear!
To: job-20341186@craigslist.org
Hi,
I am responding to your listing on Craigs list for:
Please help me do my laundry - I'm running out of
clothes to wear!
My quote would depend on whether you would be supplying the detergent, and the washing machine. Would I be going to a laundry mat or would this be at a house or apt with only one machine. Off the bat I would say $500, but I am open to suggestions as I need the money.
Thanks
Okay... so now, I have the option of:
1. Paying someone $200 to do my laundry.
2. Having sex with someone for 2 hours to do my laundry.
3. Having a psych major do my laundry.
4. Paying someone $500 to do my laundry (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA).
5. Having a semipro football player do my laundry (see latest reply below).
That is all.
A few people actually offered $10/hour or $50 flat fee, so I think I'm going to follow up with them.
Next time, I'm going to do my own laundry.
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