What did your last fortune cookie say?

[DannyLove]

mine: just ate at Panda Express

Luck will be yours when you least expect it

danny

 

[gittyup]

I can't remember, but it always something positive and general. I would like to see realistic or negative fortune cookies. Something like, "beware of cheating spouse", or "lawsuit coming your way", or "your not very pleasing on the eyes". Well, you get the idea. Now, those would be fun....

 

[TuffGuy]

every decision you make today will be wrong

chinese place in long beach.

 

[DannyLove]

yea that would be nice....... i know that a lot of people like ending their fortune with a "in bed" saying. I guess its makes the fortune double its value

take my for example: Luck will be yours when you least expect it, in bed.........ahhhh...soothing

 

[Harrald]

It was empty



Is that a sign of things to come?

 

[JayPatel]

<< That wasn't chicken >>

 

[DannyLove]

means you have no upcoming days, ..............you might die soon






























jk

 

[Aquaman]

Help!!!!!!! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory

your lucky lotto numbers are: 3 7 19 34 45 49

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[ArkAoss]

on the back it said learn chinese: some stuff, and &quot;I love her&quot; I keep it with a picture of my girlfriend in my wallet

 

[Balt]

&quot;Your path is arduous but will be amply rewarding&quot;

 

[Turdorf]

Mine said:

&quot;Stop posting NEF&quot;

 

[warcleric]

JayPatel: bwahahahahaha

 

[FrogDog]

&quot;Tonight you will have crippling diarrhea.&quot;

 

[gittyup]

Tonight you will have crippling diarrhea

That's a good one!

 

[bcterps]

Your computer has just been h4x0r3d!

--Ben

 

[LordMaul]

I ripped it open wih excitment, and looked at the beautiful piece of white paper....it said:

Go suck a toe.

 

[Azraele]

it says &quot;You are a nef&quot;

 

[kami]

&quot;Help me I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory&quot;

 

[JayPatel]

&quot;stick with your wife&quot;

taken from the simpsons

 

[IamDavid]

Happiness is a state of mind

 

[Lily27]

You will buy new clothes.

 

[shiznut123]

&quot;You will get better&quot; or something like that.

 

[DannyLove]

Turdorf: &quot;Stop posting NEF&quot;

go elsewhere than...................(god i hate people like you) nef this nef that, shut up

 

[prodigy]

I don't read them

 

[datalink7]

There is a trick with fortune cookies. Just add &quot;in bed&quot; to the end of every one. Sometimes this makes them very funny.