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What did jesus say while being crucified on the cross?

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It is mentioned that it was something in the line of "Why has Thou forsaken me". And afterwards "I will continue and execute Thy plan" . Plan, is something other then will. Not enforced, but requested. At least, that is what is mentioned and it has been so long ago...
 
"I have an itch on my abdomen, you think you guys could CAREFULLY scratch it with one of your spears?"
 
Cuda1447 said:
Holy shit you're a fucking stalker. So check this out, all of those posts - in one thread, were from 2003. That was 9 years ago. I was still in high school at that point in time. I also happened to believe in God at that point in time. I was a fucking stupid kid. I'm older now and have changed my beliefs. I've also changed my opinions on how I feel about the world.

I'm not nearly as naive as I used to be. I don't get easily offended. My sense of morals and ethics have matured. And I also realize you're a fucking crybaby. If you don't like it, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THREAD. Holy shitballs. I'd say the same thing to anybody. We are all allowed to have whatever beliefs we want. If you want to make a thread making fun of athiests, or with atheist jokes - go for it. If I don't like it I just won't go in there.
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sounds to me like you're still in high school. or maybe you're in denial? either way, grow the fack up. 🙄

Sophitia said:
No need to get so defensive, Cuda. There's no shame in getting owned by someone as great and witty as Sandeagle.
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preach on sista, tell it like it is! :awe:
 
"Please have mercy! I'll take back all the stuff I said! I promise! I don't want to die! I'm afraid to die! I don't really know what happens after I die! Oh please oh please oh please let me down! I'll leave forever and you won't hear of me again! Something in my stomach is hurting me so bad. I'm so sick. This is terrible, and I totally regret lying to my disciples about the whole god thing. Please I swear I'll stop. Feeling weak. I'm so afraid...."
 
SlowSpyder said:
Mary Magdalene: I think Trent Reznor is really the voice of our generation.

Jesus: I KNOW! I love his music.

Mary Magdalene: No shit, he is totally awesome!

Jesus: If fact, the Romans invited me to go see Nine Inch Nails live!

Mary Magdalene: Fucking LUCKY!

< some time later >

Jesus:
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I have to give you credit on this one just for the distance you had to travel!
 
"I'll be back"....."And you guys will celebrate that day by hiding cheap candy and one dollar bills in plastic eggs and hide them all over the yard for the kids."
 
One thing I don't quite understand about the cross is: If my friend, brother, son or father was killed by a knife, a noose, a cross, or whatever, I would not be memorializing the means of his death by making statues outside churches, hanging the symbol around my neck or putting pictures of it on my wall. If Jesus did come back tomorrow and saw everyone with crosses, I would think its very possible that he could think that people were happy about his death. Just sort of confusing to me.
 
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