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What did jesus say while being crucified on the cross?

Jesus was hanging on the cross and started to moan "Peter." The women watching over him said to one another "The Lord calls for Peter but he isn't here." Jesus cried out again "Peter." One of the women ran off to find Peter. Peter had hidden on the far side of town not wishing to join Jesus on this gig. The woman searching for Peter finally found him saying "Peter, the Lord calls, you must go to him." Upon hearing this Peter cried out "I'm coming Lord" and set off toward the spot where Jesus hang dying. From the base of the hill Peter could hear for himself Jesus' cry "Peter!" Peter pushed past the Roman soldiers, no longer afraid and said "Lord, I am here!" Jesus moaned again "Peter." Peter cried out louder "Lord, I am here, it is I, Peter!" Jesus took a last painful breath, lolled his head to face Peter, and said "Peter, I can see your house from here."
 
I dunno, but on the way up someone yelled out, "I don't care who you are, drop that cross again and you're out of the parade!"
 
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1.1 Father forgive them, for they know not what they do
1.2 Today you will be with me in paradise
1.3 Behold your son: behold your mother
1.4 My God, my God, why have you forsaken me
1.5 I thirst
1.6 It is finished
1.7 Father, into your hands I commit my spirit
 
SandEagle said:
1.1 Father forgive them, for they know not what they do
1.2 Today you will be with me in paradise
1.3 Behold your son: behold your mother
1.4 My God, my God, why have you forsaken me
1.5 I thirst
1.6 It is finished
1.7 Father, into your hands I commit my spirit
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Win
 
SandEagle said:
1.1 Father forgive them, for they know not what they do
1.2 Today you will be with me in paradise
1.3 Behold your son: behold your mother
1.4 My God, my God, why have you forsaken me
1.5 I thirst
1.6 It is finished
1.7 Father, into your hands I commit my spirit
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Why do you have to come in here with this bullshit and ruin my obviously awesome thread!!
 
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Mary Magdalene: I think Trent Reznor is really the voice of our generation.

Jesus: I KNOW! I love his music.

Mary Magdalene: No shit, he is totally awesome!

Jesus: If fact, the Romans invited me to go see Nine Inch Nails live!

Mary Magdalene: Fucking LUCKY!

< some time later >

Jesus:
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