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What country should we invade so we can be even with Russia?

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IronWing said:
So we annex Mexico thereby ending the illegal immigration problem and have a cheap labor pool to go toe to toe with China in manufacturing. Since we shipped our machine tools to Mexico we'll get those back to boot. Then we divert all that drug money into campaign contributions. Everybody wins!
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It wouldn't be cheap anymore if we annex them. US labor laws and minimum wages.
 
I vote for Sri Lanka. I like the name, and also its an island. Also, it's right by India, but all the Indians seem to dislike them.
 
How about Ireland?
All those ethnic Americans there need to be freed from European oppression!
And Northern Ireland needs to be liberated as well.
 
PieIsAwesome said:
Mexico. All the beaches in the U.S. mainland suck, with Mexico we will finally have excellent beaches on the mainland.
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eh, that's because you live on the west coast. west coast beaches are awful.

You need to hit some east coast, and gulf-side beaches.

You wouldn't even think of saying such heresy if you had been to the Outer Banks only once, for example.
 
zinfamous said:
eh, that's because you live on the west coast. west coast beaches are awful.

You need to hit some east coast, and gulf-side beaches.

You wouldn't even think of saying such heresy if you had been to the Outer Banks only once, for example.
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Interior beaches are good too.

Warren Dunes area of MI is fantastic.

As an added bonus, it's fresh water, so you don't get all that fvcking salt in your eyes and mouth.
 
BurnItDwn said:
Interior beaches are good too.

Warren Dunes area of MI is fantastic.

As an added bonus, it's fresh water, so you don't get all that fvcking salt in your eyes and mouth.
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Yeah you get great lakes water instead. mmm taste the heavy metals
 
Fritzo said:
Cuba. Their beaches look awesome, and I like their rice.
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I like my rice named after my favorite stripper, jasmine

why not japan? after we have bases there already and we'd get all the kinky asian women and fight china over some rinky dink islands.
 
fyi not only would India be a sh*thole to annex, turns out India is the worlds largest importer of arms.

In the New York Times this morning. Someone over there is following this thread.
 
techs said:
fyi not only would India be a sh*thole to annex, turns out India is the worlds largest importer of arms.

In the New York Times this morning. Someone over there is following this thread.
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But the acquisition cost would be close to nil. I can't imagine a nation full of Russel Peters' to put up any sort of fight. The second they see 1 marine they'll lay down all their arms.
 
brainhulk said:
But the acquisition cost would be close to nil. I can't imagine a nation full of Russel Peters' to put up any sort of fight. The second they see 1 marine they'll lay down all their arms.
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Our guys would have to bring their own food, water and generators. Don't they still have the plague in India?
 
I say round up all the illegal Mexicans in the US, draft them into an army, then use them to invade Mexico... just make sure we have no exit strategy. 😛
 
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