What country should we invade so we can be even with Russia?

[brainhulk]

Canada?

 

[dawp]

belize

 

[baydude]

Syria

 

[LTC8K6]

The first one that goes out of control on our border.

 

[Broheim]

Cuba, it would actually be pretty analogous except for the lack of protests, but hey, isn't that what you pay the CIA for.

 

[dank69]

Why get even? Take Mexico and get ahead!

 

[z1ggy]

Your mom..?

 

[IronWing]

belize

I thought we already did? You know the beaches down there aren't really white sand, it's just all those pasty Americans escaping the winter bleak.

 

[AViking]

We could invade China. That'll teach them. If they want control over their borders with Europe we can just destabilize their borders on the eastern side.

 

[manimal]

Let's invade Fresno or Gary Indiana though Gary will need to be nuked from orbit

 

[skimple]

Detroit

 

[Gibsons]

Agree with Cuba. Beaches, cigars, we can start opening casinos.

 

[Mai72]

We already invaded Iraq and Afghanistan.

 

[jumpncrash]

Canada?

You don't want to invade us, it's cold as fuck up here, and we have seperatists

 

[_Rick_]

The moon!

Oh wait....

 

[bearxor]

Cuba, it would actually be pretty analogous except for the lack of protests, but hey, isn't that what you pay the CIA for.

Agreed. Would make the most sense.

Main difference being that people from Cuba emigrated to Florida instead of the other way around.

 

[Genx87]

Someplace warm. Canada is like a giant MN. No need to waste resources securing more winter.

 

[amdhunter]

We could invade China. That'll teach them. If they want control over their borders with Europe we can just destabilize their borders on the eastern side.

Don't be dumb. China owns 99% of the USA.

 

[Gibsons]

Don't be dumb. China owns 99% of the USA.

So... we could invade China to free the USA? Sounds like the PR problem is solved.

 

[SlickSnake]

Why get even? Take Mexico and get ahead!

I'm not sure about the getting ahead part, but I agree with this sentiment. It's long over due. We can't hope to have border security until we do something about the border. And that won't happen unless we do something about Mexico. And opening more superhighways and passing more job stealing trade agreements isn't going to fix anything with their organized crime infested politics. They need to be made a part of the USA and represented in congress and the senate just like the rest of the states are.

 

[IronWing]

I'm not sure about the getting ahead part, but I agree with this sentiment. It's long over due. We can't hope to have border security until we do something about the border. And that won't happen unless we do something about Mexico.

So we annex Mexico thereby ending the illegal immigration problem and have a cheap labor pool to go toe to toe with China in manufacturing. Since we shipped our machine tools to Mexico we'll get those back to boot. Then we divert all that drug money into campaign contributions. Everybody wins!

 

[Gibsons]

So we annex Mexico thereby ending the illegal immigration problem and have a cheap labor pool to go toe to toe with China in manufacturing. Since we shipped our machine tools to Mexico we'll get those back to boot. Then we divert all that drug money into campaign contributions. Everybody wins!

Let's just let Tijuana remain it's own nation. Maybe Juarez and Nuevo Laredo too. :sneaky:

 

[Golgatha]

Annex Cuba.

 

[Harabec]

Invade us! please! I want cheaper motorcycles. :'(

 

[nageov3t]

Cuba would likely be the best comparison, or some other Caribbean vacation destination.