What CAN'T you do with bacon?

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SunnyD

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I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.
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I challenge you to build a railroad bridge with bacon.

Edit: Including the tracks.
 
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Canai

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Does bacon float? I wonder if you could make a delicious life raft out of bacon...
 
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Atheus

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.
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I challenge you to build a railroad bridge with bacon.
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crispy straky bacon? i'll take that challenge...
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Atheus
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.
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I challenge you to build a railroad bridge with bacon.
Click to expand...

crispy straky bacon? i'll take that challenge...
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Coming up on america's most delicious railroad accidents, on TruTV, "A bridge too far"
 
SSSnail

SSSnail

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Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Originally posted by: SSSnail
Desserts.
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Lies
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You can put poop bits in ice cream and call it dessert too, but doesn't mean I'll eat it. Ice cream with ANYTHING is still ice cream, because ice cream is THAT awesome.
 
SpunkyJones

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.
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I challenge you to build a railroad bridge with bacon.

Edit: Including the tracks.
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I'll try this, sure I'll probably fail, but it will be an epically delicious failure.
 
jamesbond007

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Last I checked, bacon cannot extract RAR archives. Additionally, bacon is OK at best, but I don't know why people like it so much. I haven't had any bacon in probably 15 years (I'm super serial here) unless it may have come on a pre-made sandwich of some kind.
 
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Lifer
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Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.
Click to expand...

I challenge you to build a railroad bridge with bacon.

Edit: Including the tracks.
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I'll try this, sure I'll probably fail, but it will be an epically delicious failure.
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Especially if you test your bridge with the gravy train.
 
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Mikey

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The only bacon I like is the really crispy bacon that crunches like a chip.
 
SSSnail

SSSnail

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Dessert is not bacon. Just because you can eat it, doesn't mean it is. You can cook a shoe and eat it too, doesn't make it gourmet food.
 
SunnyD

SunnyD

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.
Click to expand...

I challenge you to build a railroad bridge with bacon.

Edit: Including the tracks.
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Constructing ANYTHING out of bacon will require at least 2x the bacon as stated in the design of said construct. Reason: because at least half of said bacon will be consumed during construction of said construct. :D
 
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So

Lifer
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Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.
Click to expand...

I challenge you to build a railroad bridge with bacon.

Edit: Including the tracks.
Click to expand...

Constructing ANYTHING out of bacon will require at least 2x the bacon as stated in the design of said construct. Reason: because at least half of said bacon will be consumed during construction of said construct. :D
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Headline: Construction of bacon bridge claims the lives of seven workers...through heart attacks.
 
hanoverphist

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Originally posted by: SSSnail
Dessert is not bacon. Just because you can eat it, doesn't mean it is. You can cook a shoe and eat it too, doesn't make it gourmet food.
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ya, you gotta put a portabello on it to be gourmet.


 
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Well, I probably wouldn't use a condom made out of bacon.

Although on the other hand...it'd be a nice self-lubricating surface...
 
SMOGZINN

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Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.
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Calculate pi to the last digit.
 
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