What CAN'T you do with bacon?

[Imported]

I've had bacon in cupcakes and chocolate.. they were very good.

I don't think I could do a morning smoothie/shake with bacon though.

 

[nonameo]

you can't make a pig, though you can make a pig of yourself with it.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.

Calculate pi to the last digit.

Humans can't do that though....

Although bacon's consumption may assist in such endeavours

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I was sitting here thinking, "bacon makes everything better". Then I hypothesized: What can't you do with bacon?

The only thing that immediately comes to mind is to clean one's glasses with it.

Calculate pi to the last digit.

Humans can't do that though....

Although bacon's consumption may assist in such endeavours

I was thinking the very same thing. :thumbsup:

 

[Jeeebus]

Bacon cannot end the feud between ninjas and pirates.

 

[Codewiz]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Dessert is not bacon. Just because you can eat it, doesn't mean it is. You can cook a shoe and eat it too, doesn't make it gourmet food.

I have had some of the best cupcakes ever and they had bacon.

They were bacon cupcakes with a maple cream cheese icing. Delicious.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Bacon cannot end the feud between ninjas and pirates.

Given enough bacon, I'm sure it can.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
Well, I probably wouldn't use a condom made out of bacon.

Although on the other hand...it'd be a nice self-lubricating surface...

What if you had sex with a Jew/Muslim whilst wearing a bacon condom? Would they be in violation of their religious rules?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Parasitic
Well, I probably wouldn't use a condom made out of bacon.

Although on the other hand...it'd be a nice self-lubricating surface...

What if you had sex with a Jew/Muslim whilst wearing a bacon condom? Would they be in violation of their religious rules?

Imagine uncircumcised bacon! Oh the horror!

 

[SirChadwick]

Wow, that bacon coffee ice cream looks incredible!!! Seriously, I'd eat that all day.

 

[dabuddha]

I love bacon. Made some tandoori chicken last night and just for shits n giggles, I wrapped the pieces with some applewood bacon before cooking em. So freaking good.

 

[swbsam]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Desserts.

I've had bacon wrapped dates and, while they weren't your typical dessert, they did have a nice savory/sweet thing going on

 

[PepePeru]

bacon up that fudge, boy.

 

[Wreckage]

There used to be a product (back in the 60's I think) that was Peanut Butter mixed with Bacon. I guess it was real popular to.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: G Wizard
bacon up that fudge, boy.

When you're in my house, you do what I tell you

 

[swbsam]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
Well, I probably wouldn't use a condom made out of bacon.

Although on the other hand...it'd be a nice self-lubricating surface...

I'd probably blow you if you were wearing a bacon condom.. i mean.. i love bacon!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Desserts.

bacon fat in pie crust

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Parasitic
Well, I probably wouldn't use a condom made out of bacon.

Although on the other hand...it'd be a nice self-lubricating surface...

And it would conduct heat pretty naturally...like lambskin...

 

[sandorski]

Beat Chuck Norris, unless MacGuyver used bacon in some Anti-Chuck Norris weapon.

 

[nageov3t]

unclog your arteries?

 

[Rock Hydra]

Install Linux on it?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
Install Linux on it?

Quick, someone photoshop a linux disc on top of a slice of bacon!

On a side note... :thumbsup: 😀 (Possible NSFWness)