Well a couple of years ago, I was at this Internet cafe late one night when I suddenly felt woozy. I looked down at my cup of half-caf, decaf, mocha-chino, double-bleeno, red-eye-wonder-dog, triple expresso and saw some greensih liguid at the bottom.
"Egads, I've been poisoned," I said to myself as I fell face first onto the keyboard.
When I woke up, I found myself chained to this desk, hancuffed to a computer terminal with a Japanese-Swahili keyboard that does not have the letter 'x'. I was logged in to ATOT and I find that I cannot log out. (In the reflection of the monitor, I also saw that face had been horribly disfigured in a grid pattern from the headlong plunge into the keyboard.)
Every time I try to start a new topic thread with the words, "help", " for the love of God", and "I've been kidnapped," the mods always lock the thread and it (the thread) disappears in a matter of seconds following the lock.
I miss my mommy and I want to go home.
