What are your thoughts on texting on the toilet

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Turin39789


I don't wash, open the door with my foot and then go and touch other door handles, the plastic silverware in the breakroom, the coffee pot, the elevator buttons, I shake hands, pick up phones, etc etc..


Stop obsessing.

Same here. I'm strengthening their immune systems. Without our combined effort humanity would be doomed.

WONDER TWIN FECAL POWERS ACTIVATE!

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Deeko
A) Obviously no
B) I would assume a cook is washing their hands before handling any food for a variety of reasons, not just because he handled his cock.
C) I do not believe in transitive homosexuality - if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

What a buzzkill 🙁

Does it count if I rub my junk directly on the door handle?

Only if said junk is still in place when I touch the door handle....buuuut that's a different story altogether!

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I always feel dirty in a way when I'm texting/calling someone while I'm crappy - it's like I'm transferring shit into the conversation. But I don't have a problem with other people doing it - pooping is the only time you really have to yourself - respect it.

You crap? But your the ConstipatedVigilante?

That only means he craps rarely. But when he does, he craps hard with a vengeance.

Every time I crap, I do so with great vengeance and furious anger.

You're supershit TNT?

 

[OCGuy]

A bathroom thread with no glory-hole references?



Baby jesus will be crying tonight.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

You may as well have. 😀

What a bunch of sluts you all 😛

Personally I actually close the faucets and pull on the door handle with the towel I dried my hands on and shoot it into the basket from downtown.

So you're saying if I really want to get in the game, I need to make sure the towel dispenser handle gets some lovin' too?

Depends what you're hankerin for... if you want a swordfight I guess you could rub your cock on it. You are only limited by your imagination. 😛

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Turin39789


I don't wash, open the door with my foot and then go and touch other door handles, the plastic silverware in the breakroom, the coffee pot, the elevator buttons, I shake hands, pick up phones, etc etc..


Stop obsessing.

Same here. I'm strengthening their immune systems. Without our combined effort humanity would be doomed.

WONDER TWIN FECAL POWERS ACTIVATE!

FORM OF KENTUCKIANS! YAY

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Does it make people type like shit?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

😕

 

[ric1287]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

I sometimes forget to take it out of the velvet pouch i store it in.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: ric1287

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

I sometimes forget to take it out of the velvet pouch i store it in.

Sometimes I package my handle

😱

 

[DVad3r]

There is nothing wrong with it, I do it all the time. When you actually sit down your hands are still clean. Before wiping, you place the device in your pants or somewhere else. After you wipe, you wash your hands, then pull up your pants, and get the device. Also use a paper towel to open the washrooms doors. That's my process anyway.

You sound like an idiot with a phobia.

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

I usually send out a text or two like "sweet jesus this isn't turning out in my favor...send backup immediately!" That is mainly if I'm gaming online with friends and they know that's where I went. Or if I hear someone walking by while I'm in there I'll through out the "What the...? I don't remember eating roses??" in a confused tone. (most pick up on the joke that my shit smells like roses, haha) 🙂

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

My junk is cleaner than my hands

Then why do people bother washing their hands at all after using the urinal?

social stigma. Unless you're pissing on your hands, there's really no reason for it.

Washing your hands after handling your junk is a practice that I fully support. Would you touch another man's cock? Would you want him handling your food after touching his?

A) Obviously no
B) I would assume a cook is washing their hands before handling any food for a variety of reasons, not just because he handled his cock.
C) I do not believe in transitive homosexuality - if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

i'll make sure to start rubbing my penis on every door handle i see.