What are your thoughts on texting on the toilet

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

If I do, so what? That's the cleanest part of my body. It sits isolated under two layers of clothing for the vast majority of the day, only emerging to be occasionally cleaned off by some random dude's rectum.

Fixed that for you. 😉

🙁

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

My junk is cleaner than my hands

Then why do people bother washing their hands at all after using the urinal?

social stigma. Unless you're pissing on your hands, there's really no reason for it.

I thought you might say that but then shouldn't people not text on the toilet too for the same reason?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

My junk is cleaner than my hands

Then why do people bother washing their hands at all after using the urinal?

social stigma. Unless you're pissing on your hands, there's really no reason for it.

Washing your hands after handling your junk is a practice that I fully support. Would you touch another man's cock? Would you want him handling your food after touching his?

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

No problem with it. Hell, I video chat while on the can.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

My junk is cleaner than my hands

Then why do people bother washing their hands at all after using the urinal?

social stigma. Unless you're pissing on your hands, there's really no reason for it.

I thought you might say that but then shouldn't people not text on the toilet too for the same reason?

People can't SEE you texting on the toilet 😉

 

[GasX]

The average penis is washed daily and carefully put away in clean 100% cotton. Why is touching a phone touched by a hand that touched said penis troubling to you? Got many other hangups?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: darkxshade
I hear people clicking away while on the bowl at work all the time and I think it's disgusting. It's worse than not washing your hands. This is a piece of device you put to your face and here you are tapping away while doing your "business". 😕


Your thoughts?

the people who have conversations on their phone while in the bathroom are worse.

i make sure to make lots of noise at that point.

("OH JESUS! ough, it's gonna rip! *FAAARRRTTT*)

I like to flush the toilet repeatedly in that situation. :laugh:

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

Not really. I guess my thumbs grazes the side of my butt when im pulling dropping trou' but i dont fondle my junk as im sitting down

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

My junk is cleaner than my hands

Then why do people bother washing their hands at all after using the urinal?

social stigma. Unless you're pissing on your hands, there's really no reason for it.

Exactly. I almost never do when pissing, unless I have to touch a handle to flush. I would rather touch my penis then touch the sink/faucet where everyone else gets their E. Coli all over it.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

My junk is cleaner than my hands

Then why do people bother washing their hands at all after using the urinal?

social stigma. Unless you're pissing on your hands, there's really no reason for it.

I thought you might say that but then shouldn't people not text on the toilet too for the same reason?

People can't SEE you texting on the toilet 😉

People can't see you[actually] holding your junk on the urinal too 😛

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
No problem with it. Hell, I video chat while on the can.

YGPM

 

[loup garou]

This thread is dumb.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

My junk is cleaner than my hands

Then why do people bother washing their hands at all after using the urinal?

social stigma. Unless you're pissing on your hands, there's really no reason for it.

Washing your hands after handling your junk is a practice that I fully support. Would you touch another man's cock? Would you want him handling your food after touching his?

A) Obviously no
B) I would assume a cook is washing their hands before handling any food for a variety of reasons, not just because he handled his cock.
C) I do not believe in transitive homosexuality - if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

 

[OCGuy]

My thoughts are usually something like this:


"Damn, I dont remember eating corn!"

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I always feel dirty in a way when I'm texting/calling someone while I'm crappy - it's like I'm transferring shit into the conversation. But I don't have a problem with other people doing it - pooping is the only time you really have to yourself - respect it.

You crap? But your the ConstipatedVigilante?

 

[Leros]

I take my laptop to the toilet...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Don't you handle your package when you sit on the bowl?

My junk is cleaner than my hands

Then why do people bother washing their hands at all after using the urinal?

social stigma. Unless you're pissing on your hands, there's really no reason for it.

Washing your hands after handling your junk is a practice that I fully support. Would you touch another man's cock? Would you want him handling your food after touching his?

A) Obviously no
B) I would assume a cook is washing their hands before handling any food for a variety of reasons, not just because he handled his cock.
C) I do not believe in transitive homosexuality - if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

You touched a door handle in a bathroom and then touch your mouth? Dude, door handles are a haven for germs.

if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

You may as well have. 😀

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Deeko
A) Obviously no
B) I would assume a cook is washing their hands before handling any food for a variety of reasons, not just because he handled his cock.
C) I do not believe in transitive homosexuality - if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

What a buzzkill 🙁

Does it count if I rub my junk directly on the door handle?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I always feel dirty in a way when I'm texting/calling someone while I'm crappy - it's like I'm transferring shit into the conversation. But I don't have a problem with other people doing it - pooping is the only time you really have to yourself - respect it.

You crap? But your the ConstipatedVigilante?

That only means he craps rarely. But when he does, he craps hard with a vengeance.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

You may as well have. 😀

What a bunch of sluts you all 😛

Personally I actually close the faucets and pull on the door handle with the towel I dried my hands on and shoot it into the basket from downtown.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

You may as well have. 😀

What a bunch of sluts you all 😛

Personally I actually close the faucets and pull on the door handle with the towel I dried my hands on and shoot it into the basket from downtown.

I use my tongue to flush the toilet and open the doors. :laugh:

 

[mxyzptlk]

Originally posted by: Deeko
A) Obviously no
B) I would assume a cook is washing their hands before handling any food for a variety of reasons, not just because he handled his cock.
C) I do not believe in transitive homosexuality - if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

I agree with all these things.

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Does it count if I rub my junk directly on the door handle?

I do this too.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

You may as well have. 😀

What a bunch of sluts you all 😛

Personally I actually close the faucets and pull on the door handle with the towel I dried my hands on and shoot it into the basket from downtown.

I don't wash, open the door with my foot and then go and touch other door handles, the plastic silverware in the breakroom, the coffee pot, the elevator buttons, I shake hands, pick up phones, etc etc..


Stop obsessing.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: darkxshade

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

if you take a piss, touch the door handle, then I touch the door handle, and then I touch my mouth....despite your wildest dreams, I did NOT just give you a BJ.

You may as well have. 😀

What a bunch of sluts you all 😛

Personally I actually close the faucets and pull on the door handle with the towel I dried my hands on and shoot it into the basket from downtown.

So you're saying if I really want to get in the game, I need to make sure the towel dispenser handle gets some lovin' too?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: rasczak

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
I always feel dirty in a way when I'm texting/calling someone while I'm crappy - it's like I'm transferring shit into the conversation. But I don't have a problem with other people doing it - pooping is the only time you really have to yourself - respect it.

You crap? But your the ConstipatedVigilante?

That only means he craps rarely. But when he does, he craps hard with a vengeance.

Every time I crap, I do so with great vengeance and furious anger.