What are the worst crimes you commit on a regular basis?

[Poulsonator]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what kind of person commits 'crimes' on a regular basis

you mean like breaking the ten commandments?

Only 3 would be unlawful if broken. Hence why they all don't belong anywhere near a government building.

 

[Jeff7]

Being generally better than everyone else. Normally it's not a crime, but I'm just so much better than everyone, that it, oh wait, I forgot.
NORMALLY IT'S NOT A CRIME, BUT I'M JUST SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE THAT IT REALLY SHOULD BE A CRIME.


CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what kind of person commits 'crimes' on a regular basis

you mean like breaking the ten commandments?

That's called "sinning," and those rules are the most fun ones to break. Blasphemy is a blast for me.

 

[HeXploiT]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark





Also, "I don't think that means what you think that means."

You are correct I used that word completely improperly. Grant me the fact that it is often used in conjunction with criminals.

 

[ViviTheMage]

speeding is probably my worst

 

[HeXploiT]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404
Me:Steal wireless bandwidth. Yes I know I am a thief but I take very very little.

You cant "steal" wireless. An unsecured wireless network is just that...

Me: I jay walk daily.

I disagree. Even if it is 100% unsecured probably the person(s) on the other would not agree to your using it and the only reason it's unsecured is because they hadn't anticipated anyone else using it or they didn't know how to set up a secure network in the first place. I leave my car doors unlocked. That does not mean I want people getting into my car and taking things.

 

[Atheus]

Assorted drug and computer-related offences, none of which actually do any harm to anyone else.

 

[xeemzor]

Originally posted by: Atheus
Assorted drug and computer-related offences, none of which actually do any harm to anyone else.

But drugs KILL!!!!

 

[effowe]

What are you, some sort of narc?

 

[SlitheryDee]

"The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." ~Ayn Rand

Man reading that book has screwed me up. There's a quote in there for almost everything...

Oh, and I break any and all laws that I wish to break, after careful consideration of the costs and benefits. You do too, I'll bet. What makes you a decent person is whether or not you include the impact on other people in your consideration.

 

[Kalvin00]

Sometimes speeding excessively on the bike

 

[legoman666]

computer related "crimes," speeding, jay walking, running the same red light every morning.

 

[mattocs]

dui, dwi, possession, theft, sodomy (is this legal yet?)

 

[Captante]

I can't drive 55 .... thats about it.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Run stop signs on my bike if there's no one at the intersection

 

[nageov3t]

kitten genocide

 

[anxi80]

i drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind me are going insane. and sometimes i park in the handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

 

[orion23]

Originally posted by: anxi80
i drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind me are going insane. and sometimes i park in the handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I wish "us" fast drivers could just bump morons on the fast lane to the side of the road.

For me, speeding is the most common, and I used to download A LOT! (not anymore though)

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: Perry404

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404
Me:Steal wireless bandwidth. Yes I know I am a thief but I take very very little.

You cant "steal" wireless. An unsecured wireless network is just that...

Me: I jay walk daily.

I disagree. Even if it is 100% unsecured probably the person(s) on the other would not agree to your using it and the only reason it's unsecured is because they hadn't anticipated anyone else using it or they didn't know how to set up a secure network in the first place. I leave my car doors unlocked. That does not mean I want people getting into my car and taking things.

Oh christ, take your irrelevant examples else where. Would you lock your car if you *knew* people were getting into it? Stupid is as stupid does i suppose...

 

[Pabster]

Originally posted by: Perry404
Ok spill it people.
Worst crimes you commit on a regular basis.
Let's not discuss illegal downloads in this thread please. We all know half the world does that.

Me:Steal wireless bandwidth. Yes I know I am a thief but I take very very little.
I also drive without car insurance. Sometimes I smoke in non smoking places as well.
I know I'm a recluse!

Ron Paul would never support such activities :thumbsdown:

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Perry404
I also drive without car insurance.

Not cool...

wtf. seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? people like you should be beat to a pulp.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

I speed a lot... always have. I think speed limits are retarded and generally ignore them. I'm more capable of determining what speed is safe for me to drive at than some stupid sign.


I'm not really aware of any other obvious violations on my end.

 

[Old Hippie]

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself".

None. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

 

[grrl]

Jaywalking and there are some red lights out in the countryside I regularly run.

 

[JRich]

The last law I broke was not wearing my seatbelt.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Originally posted by: anxi80
i drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind me are going insane. and sometimes i park in the handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

You're an asshole.