What are the worst crimes you commit on a regular basis?

[HeXploiT]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404
Me:Steal wireless bandwidth. Yes I know I am a thief but I take very very little.

You cant "steal" wireless. An unsecured wireless network is just that...

Me: I jay walk daily.

I disagree. Even if it is 100% unsecured probably the person(s) on the other would not agree to your using it and the only reason it's unsecured is because they hadn't anticipated anyone else using it or they didn't know how to set up a secure network in the first place. I leave my car doors unlocked. That does not mean I want people getting into my car and taking things.

Oh christ, take your irrelevant examples else where. Would you lock your car if you *knew* people were getting into it? Stupid is as stupid does i suppose...

You don't like my example but you follow it up with one? If I knew people were going to get into my car I would meet them at the car and deal with them. A logical, thinking person can both commit a crime and admit it's wrong. People devoid of character must convince everyone they did not commit a crime.

 

[Exterous]

Yes, disgorge all your offenses. Big Brother is lurking in this thread *shifty eyes*

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Is it against the law to only half-wear (ie wearing the lap strap but not the chest strap) your seat belt? If not, I commit no crimes on a regular basis.

 

[HeXploiT]

Originally posted by: nkgreen

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Perry404
I also drive without car insurance.

Not cool...

wtf. seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? people like you should be beat to a pulp.

I know. I am a dirty rotten s.o.b.

 

[Goosemaster]

jaywalk

and I used to be a safety patrol (captain actually) when I was a little kid

 

[HeXploiT]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
jaywalk

and I used to be a safety patrol (captain actually) when I was a little kid

So what are you saying? That you're better than us?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Perry404

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
jaywalk

and I used to be a safety patrol (captain actually) when I was a little kid

So what are you saying? That you're better than us?

I am the better failure at law-following, yes.

 

[Judgement]

I can't turn left so when I drive I have to do a 270-360ish right turn in the middle of the intersection

I assume this is illegal?

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Cerpin Taxt

Originally posted by: anxi80
i drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind me are going insane. and sometimes i park in the handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

You're an asshole.

:beer: john wayne's not dead, he's frozen! and as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out "the duke" and he's gonna be pretty pissed off you know why? have you ever taken a cold shower? well, multiply that by 15 million times that's how pissed off "the duke" is gonna be...

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404
Me:Steal wireless bandwidth. Yes I know I am a thief but I take very very little.

You cant "steal" wireless. An unsecured wireless network is just that...

Me: I jay walk daily.

I disagree. Even if it is 100% unsecured probably the person(s) on the other would not agree to your using it and the only reason it's unsecured is because they hadn't anticipated anyone else using it or they didn't know how to set up a secure network in the first place. I leave my car doors unlocked. That does not mean I want people getting into my car and taking things.

Oh christ, take your irrelevant examples else where. Would you lock your car if you *knew* people were getting into it? Stupid is as stupid does i suppose...

Justify it however you want, but there is a federal law against it.

 

[Apathetic]

Felony Jaywalking, speeding a wee bit on the way back home from work on I-540, hmm.. that's probably about it.

Dave

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: tasmanian
Jaywalking and some other biking related stuff.

 

[clamum]

Nothing that hurts anyone else.

 

[MBrown]

I speed.

 

[SearchMaster]

I'm in GA so sodomy is illegal. I also speed every day.

 

[jonks]

Copyright violation, regularly.

Oh, and you know those tags on mattresses that say don't remove under penalty of law? I TEAR THEM OFF.

 

[Kev]

Does selling drugs outside the local elementary school count?

 

[lokiju]

Speed and don't come to a complete dead stop at stop signs all the time.

That's pretty much it.

And by speed, I mean like 45 in a 35 not 100 in a 45 or something like that.

I know, I know, I'm one wild and crazy man!

 

[Vonkhan]

I jaywalk enough to put me away for life in a fed PMITA prison

 

[zoiks]

I have a few skeletons in my closet.
I don't abide by my religion as much as I'd really want to. All of the teachings make sense to me but I just havent really opened myself up to them.

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: Perry404

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404
Me:Steal wireless bandwidth. Yes I know I am a thief but I take very very little.

You cant "steal" wireless. An unsecured wireless network is just that...

Me: I jay walk daily.

I disagree. Even if it is 100% unsecured probably the person(s) on the other would not agree to your using it and the only reason it's unsecured is because they hadn't anticipated anyone else using it or they didn't know how to set up a secure network in the first place. I leave my car doors unlocked. That does not mean I want people getting into my car and taking things.

Oh christ, take your irrelevant examples else where. Would you lock your car if you *knew* people were getting into it? Stupid is as stupid does i suppose...

You don't like my example but you follow it up with one? If I knew people were going to get into my car I would meet them at the car and deal with them. A logical, thinking person can both commit a crime and admit it's wrong. People devoid of character must convince everyone they did not commit a crime.

I used your example because its clear that your logical skills are flawed. I wanted to make sure that i didnt loose you with a relevant example. Note that, I didnt include your "taking things" because it is completely irrelevant. What things are you "taking" if you use an unsecured wireless network?

To clarify your irrelevant example: So, if you knew that people were getting in your car at random times (not sure when, ever) and just sitting, not "taking stuff." Would you then lock your car? I hope that is not beyond your limited logic skills. But, stupid is as stupid does i suppose...

 

[T9D]

I make up false IRS tax forms so I can make sure I have no problem getting my loans.

More than a few times I probably shouldn't have driven after having some drinks. But I'm pretty sure I would have still been under the limit. Technically I'm still driving legally but I don't like the fact that it could be close though.

 

[Pepsi90919]

speeding way past the political speed limits (100 km/h) to the actual design speed of the road (140 km/h)

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Perry404
Me:Steal wireless bandwidth. Yes I know I am a thief but I take very very little.

You cant "steal" wireless. An unsecured wireless network is just that...

Me: I jay walk daily.

I disagree. Even if it is 100% unsecured probably the person(s) on the other would not agree to your using it and the only reason it's unsecured is because they hadn't anticipated anyone else using it or they didn't know how to set up a secure network in the first place. I leave my car doors unlocked. That does not mean I want people getting into my car and taking things.

Oh christ, take your irrelevant examples else where. Would you lock your car if you *knew* people were getting into it? Stupid is as stupid does i suppose...

Justify it however you want, but there is a federal law against it.

Bullshit. Im not justifying anything. The legality of using an unsecured/open wireless network is very, very murky. Heres what i say, "open" means permission to use has been given. Are you trying to side with the holier than thou/pious/protestant perspective of Perry404? I dont use unsecured wireless networks, but i do live in a metro area. Hypothetical: How am i supposed to tell the difference between BJC*, TBD*, and DN* unsecured networks that i can pick up?



*In this example, BJC is BJ Cafe, TBD is The Bar Downstairs, and DN is Dipshit Neighbor.

EDIT: i just found something where TWC considers the person with the unsecured wireless network a thief for providing others with free access. So there.

 

[manowar821]

Frequently; I speed slightly, still prudent, though. Sodomy. Unlawfully tinted windows on my vehicle. Unlawful use of radio frequencies.

Not so frequently; Vandalism, disturbing the peace, trespassing.