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what are some ways you make yourself look tougher than you really are?

what are some ways you make yourself look tougher than you really are?

  • tough tattoos (not lower back tattoos)

  • tough t shirts (affliction, ufc, bellator, etc...)

  • drive big tough truck

  • wear military gear

  • wear t shirt 2 sizes too tight to make muscles look bigger

  • tough looking facial hair

  • other - explain


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brainhulk

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I know we have a mma fighter and a kung fu master here, I'm not talking about you guys. For the rest, what do you do?
 
i don't do any of those things.

unless you count mutton chops as facial hair. in which case, i'm failing horribly, as mutton chops don't look tough. just anachronistic.
 
I used to have long hair, but now I'm balding.
I think, I'll just shave 'em off once I got a job, and then I'll be looking either tough or ridiculous. Probably the latter.
 
I usually walk around with the tip of my cock showing out of my pants.....who's gonna fuck with a guy who's cock is showing.
 
Just comes naturally. I'm like the dog that was kicked most of it's life and then they turn mean with a bad temperament. I have to make an effort to be friendly and even then I fail at it.
 
I usually walk around with the tip of my cock showing out of my pants.....who's gonna fuck with a guy who's cock is showing.

So you're the guy who was fapping on the QEW the other day. :colbert:

I find looking crazy helps. Nobody's going to fight a man who's running at them screaming and foaming at the mouth. Now if you excuse me, it's pill time.
 
It would be impossible for me to look tougher than I actually am 😛

Hmmm...3/6 of the choices:

I have a few non-tribal tattoos, but I don't think those make you look tough.

I do have a truck....

I do have a couple extra-medium shirts....
 
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I wear daddy of triplets T shirts my kids make me for my birthday every year all the time. People leave me alone. Especially women
 
Whenever I see a guy with a tight UFC shirt driving a big jacked up fuckin truck, my panties start to get soaked. Now that's one TOUGH motherfucker. Especially the big jacked up truck. That doesn't scream "I'M AN INSECURE TOOL" at all, nope!
 
Whenever I see a guy with a tight UFC shirt driving a big jacked up fuckin truck, my panties start to get soaked. Now that's one TOUGH motherfucker. Especially the big jacked up truck. That doesn't scream "I'M AN INSECURE TOOL" at all, nope!

Lifted trucks went out of style around here almost 10 years ago....

But if you ever visit Main St. in Huntington Beach, your eyes will be met by a parade of Affliction t-shirts worn by juice-monkeys who are "training" for the UFC.
 
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