what are some ways you make yourself look tougher than you really are?

[brainhulk]

I know we have a mma fighter and a kung fu master here, I'm not talking about you guys. For the rest, what do you do?

 

[PingviN]

You need a massive beard with braids in it.

 

[biostud]

I don't want to look tough.

 

[Fayd]

i don't do any of those things.

unless you count mutton chops as facial hair. in which case, i'm failing horribly, as mutton chops don't look tough. just anachronistic.

 

[Xcobra]

I'm not tough at all, I'm a pussy so I don't try to look tough.

 

[_Rick_]

I used to have long hair, but now I'm balding.
I think, I'll just shave 'em off once I got a job, and then I'll be looking either tough or ridiculous. Probably the latter.

 

[DaTT]

I usually walk around with the tip of my cock showing out of my pants.....who's gonna fuck with a guy who's cock is showing.

 

[mikeymikec]

Skeletons in my avatar.

 

[BD231]

Tylenol P.M.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Just comes naturally. I'm like the dog that was kicked most of it's life and then they turn mean with a bad temperament. I have to make an effort to be friendly and even then I fail at it.

 

[soulcougher73]

Looking tough is for pussies.

 

[makroftar]

Why would you like to look tough?

 

[Krazy4Real]

If you need to think about looking tough, then you'll never look tough.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

Getting naked.

No one messes with a naked man.

 

[Newell Steamer]

other - explain

I smear my face with my own (usually) feces.

 

[NuclearNed]

I don't - I want people to underestimate me so I can get in close with my shiv

 

[mmntech]

I usually walk around with the tip of my cock showing out of my pants.....who's gonna fuck with a guy who's cock is showing.

So you're the guy who was fapping on the QEW the other day.

I find looking crazy helps. Nobody's going to fight a man who's running at them screaming and foaming at the mouth. Now if you excuse me, it's pill time.

 

[OCGuy]

It would be impossible for me to look tougher than I actually am

Hmmm...3/6 of the choices:

I have a few non-tribal tattoos, but I don't think those make you look tough.

I do have a truck....

I do have a couple extra-medium shirts....

 

[dank69]

Stance of Dominance

 

[brandonb]

Look up Techno Viking on youtube.

 

[manimal]

I wear daddy of triplets T shirts my kids make me for my birthday every year all the time. People leave me alone. Especially women

 

[clamum]

Whenever I see a guy with a tight UFC shirt driving a big jacked up fuckin truck, my panties start to get soaked. Now that's one TOUGH motherfucker. Especially the big jacked up truck. That doesn't scream "I'M AN INSECURE TOOL" at all, nope!

 

[OCGuy]

Whenever I see a guy with a tight UFC shirt driving a big jacked up fuckin truck, my panties start to get soaked. Now that's one TOUGH motherfucker. Especially the big jacked up truck. That doesn't scream "I'M AN INSECURE TOOL" at all, nope!

Lifted trucks went out of style around here almost 10 years ago....

But if you ever visit Main St. in Huntington Beach, your eyes will be met by a parade of Affliction t-shirts worn by juice-monkeys who are "training" for the UFC.

 

[monkeydelmagico]

4 inch shoe lifts, big rings on every knuckle, lots of clothing layers, and an ear-to-ear toothy grin ALL the time.

 

[pontifex]

why would i want to make myself look tougher than I am?