What are some smart/interesting/funny messages for fortune cookies?

[MustangSVT]

Here are some ideas so far.

For something funny:

"Try again"
"You like Chinese food."
"that wasnt chicken"
"Your car is being towed"
"Your wife is cheating on you"
"Get that thing on your ass checked by a doctor"
"You will meet a tall dark stranger and he will steal your wallet"

For something interesting:

"You are special" <---- plan to have bunch of these to make it funny i guess..
"wear a rubber, dude"
"Help I'm being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"
"The best prophet of the future is the past."
"Just do it" or some corporate logo.

For those "WTF?" moments:

A bamboo winter will balm your dry health.
Your journey offers on best intentions.
Watch friends for morning, yet enemies for evening.
A walk of the garden forms your mission divine.
Blossoming gifts are your selfless passion.
True wealth derives a true tao.
Respect the horizon, not the sunrise.
A grand meal first desired is twice remembered.

 

[meltdown75]

Argh - I got one on Wednesday that said: "You like Chinese food." :roll:

 

[Dimmu]

I once got one that said something to the effect of "The are the shinning star of his life." I just sat there, reread it, and just starting laughing oh so hard. I don't know if it ws one of those "you just had to be there" moments, but oh well.

EDIT: I'm a straight male BTW

 

[Brutuskend]

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[BrokenVisage]

I found this one yesterday, imagine my surprise! :Q

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
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hehe

 

[jEct2]

"You are an worthless alcoholic"

works best during afterparty when ppl are drunk.

 

[cjgallen]

"wear a rubber, dude"

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Try being more original like:

"Your car is being towed"
"Your wife is cheating on you"
"Get that thing on your ass checked by a doctor"
"You will meet a tall dark stranger and he will steal your wallet"

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
I found this one yesterday, imagine my surprise! :Q

:thumbsup: :beer:

 

[SuperSix]

"Help I'm being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

 

[furie27]

"The best prophet of the future is the past."

 

[MisterJackson]

My ex once told me that you are supposed to add the words "in bed" at the end of every fortune you read.

I once got one that read "You'll soon realize your shortcomings (in bed)."

 

[MustangSVT]

wow some great ones thanx!

this will be very simple as ill just print it out, cut it in size.. insert them into cookies

 

[SleepWalkerX]

"Help I'm being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

ROFL

 

[nakedfrog]

I actually got one recently that said "Wishing you a good health"
Then on the back, it had one of the "learn chinese" things... except the word it was teaching me to say also appeared to be chinese.

 

[MustangSVT]

any good ones that depict modern culture ?

I was thinking something like...

"Just do it" or some corporate logos...

yeah this will be an artsy gathering

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
I found this one yesterday, imagine my surprise! :Q

More like "All your manufacturing Jobs are belong to us!"

 

[kranky]

Can they sound "deep" yet be nonsensical? Then require each person to come up with an explanation of what it means.

A bamboo winter will balm your dry health.
Your journey offers on best intentions.
Watch friends for morning, yet enemies for evening.
A walk of the garden forms your mission divine.
Blossoming gifts are your selfless passion.
True wealth derives a true tao.
Respect the horizon, not the sunrise.
A grand meal first desired is twice remembered.