What are some funny pickup lines?

[Mik3y]

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[StevenYoo]

I'M A LOVE PIRATE, AND I'M HERE FOR YOUR BOOTY!!!

ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

 

[IronWing]

Take me drunk, I'm home.

You don't like pizza?

 

[imported_Lucifer]

I want the water from your water because your lips were on it

LOL

 

[MoPHo]

Give me your left hand, I'm gonna try something...

 

[DukeN]

Uh...wanna ****?

 

[bootymac]

Does this rag smell like chlorofoam?

 

[her209]

Let's do some math.

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: bootymac
Does this rag smell like chlorofoam?

You screwed up that line.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: her209
Let's do some math.

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

hahahaha

 

[MX2]

Some guy tried this one on me years ago.

"Are those spacepants you're wearing...cause your ass is out of this world"

I couldnt help but laugh out loud:laugh:

 

[redgtxdi]

Baby, if you were a booger I'd pick you first!!!!!!!!!!!

(Works like a charm)


ROTFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[geek4life]

What are some funny pickup lines?

Hi, how are you? My name is geek4life.

 

[Jeff7181]

Is your father a terrorist? Cause you're da bomb!

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: her209
Let's do some math.

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

This seems to be the best so far.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: geek4life

What are some funny pickup lines?

Hi, how are you? My name is single4life.

Fixed. 😛

 

[alm4rr]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
I'M A LOVE PIRATE, AND I'M HERE FOR YOUR BOOTY!!!

ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

I'm savin that one for Talk LIke a Pirate Day!

 

[firewall]

Originally posted by: her209
Let's do some math.

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

ROTFL!!!

 

[Billzie7718]

If I rewrote the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.

 

[Kevin1211]

excuse me miss does this cloth smell like chloroform?


giggity giggity giggity giggity

 

[Zysoclaplem]

You: "Did it hurt?"
Her: Did what hurt?"
You: *punch her in the back of the head* "That."

 

[antyler]

Your father must be a farmer and your mother is a baker cuz youve got some ripe melons and some nice buns.

 

[johnnqq]

i have 2 very awesome ones...
nice shoes...wanna f uck?
are you gonna walk out alone? ahaha love this one...

 

[GeneValgene]

hey baby...let me take your derivative so i can get tangent to your curve

 

[sonz70]

Hey baby, want to see my impression of an SN2 reaction