What are some funny pickup lines?

[Billzie7718]

"So are you following me home or are we gonna do the stalking thing?"

 

[DaShen]

A friend told me this one. It is lude, ubt I freaking couldn't stop laughing.

"Let's play army.
...
I'll lie on the floor and you can blow my brains out."

Of course, you would get the living crap beat out of you for saying that but oh wells.

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
hey baby...let me take your derivative so i can get tangent to your curve

ROTFLMAO! How much geekier can you get

 

[hjo3]

omg hi 2 u my name is danny ur so hot

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: her209
Let's do some math.

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

LOL :thumbsup:

 

[Swag1138]

Did you look like that before you fell from heaven?


*drop packet of sugar that says "sugar" on it behind target"
Excuse me, miss, but I think you dropped your name tag.

 

[The_Dude8]

If you're the matrix, than I'm the one.

 

[DukeN]

Originally posted by: Kevin1211
excuse me miss does this cloth smell like chloroform?


giggity giggity giggity giggity

LOl that's not a pick-up line, that's a kidnap line.

 

[Perknose]

In Kentucky, "Nice tooth" works.

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: her209
Let's do some math.

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

LOL :thumbsup:

that should be sigged.

 

[Quasmo]

Are you ready for my hard drive? Prepare to be a motherboard, in 9 months you'll print.

 

[Dubb]

the word of the day is "legs".

now let's go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[silverpig]

I got teenage mutant ninja turtles for my gameboy.

 

[Ready]

No words. Just wave a condom and wink with one eye.
BTW, this has never worked.

 

[charles555]

I'm RIck James BEEEEYATCH!

I can't believe all you nerds have never heard that divide your legs and multiply one. Do you really think a girl wouldn't fnid that nerdy?

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: alm4rr

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
I'M A LOVE PIRATE, AND I'M HERE FOR YOUR BOOTY!!!

ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

I'm savin that one for Talk LIke a Pirate Day!

Wasn't that like less than a month ago?

 

[ucdbiendog]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Are you ready for my hard drive? Prepare to be a motherboard, in 9 months you'll print.

heh that sh!t made me laugh.