What about Boebert? MTG has her own thread, but what about poor Boebert?

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MtnMan

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A 36yo grandma vaping weed and getting felt up while giving a through-the-pants handy in a crowded theater?

That's conservative Christian family values on full display right there.
But... but... but... what about the pussy grabbing, dressing room rapist, thrice-married, hooker fucking (while wife having a kid), who walks on water and can do no wrong?
 

HomerJS

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Now why I know the reason the pregnant woman told her to stop. It was less about the vaping but publicly display of being a skank ass ho
 
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HomerJS

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She apologized for vaping. However didn’t explain her previous denial. Also doesn’t acknowledge public sex acts. Of course she will deny that and blame the media because of her conservative values, Giggity!
 
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HomerJS

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That is brilliant. However Dems need to get to work. Bobert is a shining contradiction of everything they rant about.

Make her the poster girl the next time Pubs bring up

Pro life - vape next to pregnant woman
Drag queens - public sex acts in front of kids
Grooming - public sex acts in front of kids
Family values - see above


Get aggressive with these fucks. Make her the poster girl for all Republican hypocrisy. Make a commercial showing closeups of that entire night superimposed with her so called public positions.

Remember she isn’t the only one whose lives are the opposite of what they profess. Hold their dirtbaggery on a lamppost.

Step #1. Submit that recording and move for a censure on the floor of the House. Just let The Speaker try to refuse the vote while that recording plays on a loop
 
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VRAMdemon

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The dude Boebert was jerking off in the theater owns a bar in Aspen that hosts drag shows.


But she’s trying to navigate a “public and difficult divorce”……I dunno, maybe in the law of the mountain west a divorce can’t be finalized until you give a LGBTQ friendly Democrat a two-fisted handjob in front of children and witnesses.

After seeing her video, Boebert is now the type of politician all her conservative male MAGA's would “like to have a beer with.”
 

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HomerJS

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That shits funny. Have they seen the tape?

Taking bets if this turns into another one of those positions they will jettison for expediency?

Drag queens vs public sex in front of children
 
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eelw

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Nah they’ll just twist it that a deviant Dem attempted to rape her and that she’s the victim.
 

hal2kilo

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A 36yo grandma vaping weed and getting felt up while giving a through-the-pants handy in a crowded theater?

That's conservative Christian family values on full display right there.
It's like I was at the sock hop at the local church rec hall at 14 sucking face, and all that came with it, until the chaperone split us up.
 
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MtnMan

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That is brilliant. However Dems need to get to work. Bobert is a shining contradiction of everything they rant about.

Make her the poster girl the next time Pubs bring up

Pro life - vape next to pregnant woman
Drag queens - public sex acts in front of kids while on a date with a democrat that hosts drag queen shows at his bar.
Grooming - public sex acts in front of kids
Family values - see above


Get aggressive with these fucks. Make her the poster girl for all Republican hypocrisy. Make a commercial showing closeups of that entire night superimposed with her so called public positions.

Remember she isn’t the only one whose lives are the opposite of what they profess. Hold their dirtbaggery on a lamppost.

Step #1. Submit that recording and move for a censure on the floor of the House. Just let The Speaker try to refuse the vote while that recording plays on a loop
Corrected an omission

Now ask yourself, would Trump grab a democrat by the pussy?
 

HomerJS

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Bobert tries to apologize again with qualifications but partially blamed the play for being raucous.
In an interview on Sunday with the conservative One America News Network, the far-right Colorado congresswoman attributed the behavior – recorded on security camera footage – to what she described as her being “maybe overtly animated”. Boebert, 36, thus implied that her extrovertedness had somehow fused with a stage production that the New York Times reviewed as “a jaw-dropping funhouse”.

I'm sure the play never encouraged anyone to jack off their date.
 
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uallas5

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A Texas "Republican youth summit" wants Boebert as a headlining speaker...


From the tweet in the article:

"She's the mother of four sons, and is also a devout Christian who seeks honor in God in all that she does"

Ahhh, OK... that was ‘honoring God’ . . . and here I thought it was a titty and dick grope.
Not sure I can blame a bunch of Republican youts from wanting her at their summit. Maybe they're planning on having her for 12 hours of straight "one on one's" in a dark room with Beetlejuice playing on a loop.
 

HomerJS

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This is too good!! Right wing media dropping this conspiracy to defend Bobo...
OAN host Dan Ball proposed the theory that Denver liberals probably recognized her as "that MAGA girl" and orchestrated the entire incident.

I guess her Democratic date made her...

vape next to pregnant woman
Flip off theater staff
Massage her date's dick
record the play when not allowed

You righties are too much. Rights for me consequences for thee.
 

VashHT

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Maybe she thinks watching a divorced grandma jerk off a guy in a theater is the way God intends for kids to learn about sex?
 

Muse

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A 36yo grandma vaping weed and getting felt up while giving a through-the-pants handy in a crowded theater?

That's conservative Christian family values on full display right there.
She apologized, saying she's going through a divorce... her excuse.
 

HomerJS

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She apologized, saying she's going through a divorce... her excuse.
JD Vance said women are supposed to stay in marriages. Even if there is abuse.
The Ohio Republican and Hillbilly Elegy author said that "one of the great tricks that I think the sexual revolution pulled on the American populace" was convincing people in "unhappy" or "even violent" marriages that getting divorced would "make people happier in the long term," according to Vice.


Values my ass!
 

nakedfrog

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A Texas "Republican youth summit" wants Boebert as a headlining speaker...


From the tweet in the article:

"She's the mother of four sons, and is also a devout Christian who seeks honor in God in all that she does"

Ahhh, OK... that was ‘honoring God’ . . . and here I thought it was a titty and dick grope.
To be faaaaaiiir...

"Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me"

So really she's just giving god a handy. Maybe if you weren't a godless heathen you'd know how to honor god properly too ;)
 

Bitek

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Poor little miss Colorado gunslinger, it seems she is yet to earn her own thread like other stars of the MAGA clown show, MTG. I mean she is trying to keep up with the crossfit misfit, so where's her spot in the limelight?

This white trash that appears to at least bath on a regular basis, got her ass thrown out of a live musical play in Denver, cause she just fucking trash.


She's not a Coloradan, she's a Florida high school drop out bimbo who went west to cosplay cowgirl.

F her, and F Florida for sending their trash our way.
 

HomerJS

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Right wing media has gone into silent mode on the Boebert vaping and handjob incident. Only OAN covered because they let her come on and spin-lie her way out of it. Or at least try.
 

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