What about Boebert? MTG has her own thread, but what about poor Boebert?

[uallas5]

Unlike MTG she doesn't have testicles?





Hint:

 

[Indus]

Unlike MTG she doesn't have testicles?





Hint:

Nah.. she's already a grandmother at 35.

 

[BoomerD]

Let's keep it going...

Are Kid Rock and MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert a Couple Now, or 'Just Friends'?

Kid Rock was seen getting into a taxi cab with the GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) at around 2:30am in Washington D.C.

www.themix.net

A source claimed to Page Six that they saw Rock, 54, and Boebert, 38, getting into a cab in Washington D.C. at around 2:30am. The pair had just left one of the inaugural balls celebrating the second presidency of Donald Trump.

The source suggested that it appeared that Rock and Boebert had every intention of keeping the party going, if you know what we mean. However, the publication was quick to clarify that there was no specific evidence of their intentions.

 

[trenchfoot]

Let's keep it going...

Are Kid Rock and MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert a Couple Now, or 'Just Friends'?

Kid Rock was seen getting into a taxi cab with the GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) at around 2:30am in Washington D.C.

www.themix.net

If he's still engaged, I wonder what his fiancé Audrey has to say about that.

 

[Pens1566]

Let's keep it going...

Are Kid Rock and MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert a Couple Now, or 'Just Friends'?

Kid Rock was seen getting into a taxi cab with the GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) at around 2:30am in Washington D.C.

www.themix.net

"And this is how super chlamydia came to be ..."

 

[cytg111]

Let's keep it going...

Are Kid Rock and MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert a Couple Now, or 'Just Friends'?

Kid Rock was seen getting into a taxi cab with the GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) at around 2:30am in Washington D.C.

www.themix.net

God damn I hope he gets her pregnant...

 

[nickqt]

God damn I hope he gets her pregnant...

What you're describing would be a crime against humanity.

 

[Hans Gruber]

Let's keep it going...

Are Kid Rock and MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert a Couple Now, or 'Just Friends'?

Kid Rock was seen getting into a taxi cab with the GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) at around 2:30am in Washington D.C.

www.themix.net

I think this song put Kidd Rock's night with the long time lolitta in perspective. Bobert still doesn't know who her biological father is. Which speaks volumes about her own mother.

 

[outriding]

God damn I hope he gets her pregnant...

For the good of the child I hope she would have an abortion ..

With a mom and dad like that and the kids genes.

 

[Pens1566]

For the good of the child I hope she would have an abortion ..

With a mom and dad like that and the kids genes.

Would the kid already be a prostitute/meth dealer at birth?

 

[outriding]

Would the kid already be a prostitute/meth dealer at birth?

Hmm

Meth dealer?


I think they would be too stupid to know how to deal

More like meth user

 

[Pens1566]

Hmm

Meth dealer?


I think they would be too stupid to know how to deal

More like meth user

Good catch.

 

[cytg111]

For the good of the child I hope she would have an abortion ..

With a mom and dad like that and the kids genes.

That is exactly why I want her preggy

 

[GodisanAtheist]

Shits getting weird in here...

 

[MtnMan]

God damn I hope he gets her pregnant...

I'd prefer a nasty drug resistant STI, seasoned with herpes.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Kid Rock has left his fiancée of 14 years to hook up with the congresswoman who tried to jerk off date during a musical for kids.

FAMILY VALUES!

Kid Rock reportedly splits from fiancée after being seen with Lauren Boebert

The MAGA musician and Audrey Berry had been engaged since 2017

www.independent.co.uk

Kid Rock and Boebert - If they ever get married, the centerpieces on the tables at the reception will be pairs of bumper nuts. The refreshments at the honeymoon consist of pork rinds and Mountain Dew mixed with 100 proof vodka.

It’s called “Mountain Don’t”.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

Engaged since 2017?! That's just a whole lot of cold feet and second thoughts all around.

Got the 7 year itch before even getting married...

 

[VRAMdemon]

Engaged since 2017?! That's just a whole lot of cold feet and second thoughts all around.

Got the 7 year itch before even getting married...

"His fiancé of 14 years"

You’d think after 10 years she would have had a clue.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

"His fiancé of 14 years"

You’d think after 10 years she would have had a clue.

How can she be his fiance since 2017 and also his fiance of 14 years?

So either 7 year itch or double 7 year itch...