What about a tomato that makes a BLT better?

[KlokWyze]

tomatoes are delicious. i laugh at all the midwestern american pallets incapable of appreciating awesomeness. have fun with your kraft spreads and other processed shit. lol

save the beefsteak tomatoes for us. thanks!

 

[JEDI]

Acidity of tomato, compliments the salty, rich fattiness of bacon, & the mayo adds creaminess & lettuce gives a crisp bite.

+867 internets to this man!

would have made it +1000 but you mentioned mayo

 

[KeithTalent]

It doesn't. The Kraft Sandwich Spread® makes it better.

Oh my fucking god no. Just no no no no. D: D:

KT

Edit: no.

 

[JEDI]

Acidity of tomato, compliments the salty, rich fattiness of bacon, & the mayo adds creaminess & lettuce gives a crisp bite.

well, I don't do mayo.

1) tried thick bacon + a slice of tomato inbetween 2 pieces of romaine lettuce.
-didn't taste the tomato

2) tried thick bacon, a slice of tomato and 1 piece of romaine lettuce.
- barely noticed the tomato

3) tried thick bacon and tomato
-eh..


so basically I need 2 slices of tomato per slice of thick bacon + 1 romaine leaf

 

[norseamd]

Mayo is disgusting.

BLT with mustard is the way to go. Also add basil, spinach, and pepperoni for added nirvana.

 

[MongGrel]

tomatoes are delicious. i laugh at all the midwestern american pallets incapable of appreciating awesomeness. have fun with your kraft spreads and other processed shit. lol

save the beefsteak tomatoes for us. thanks!

Actually I grew up in the MidWest, and were many Beef Steaks grown there.

As far as the rest, I agree.

 

[feralkid]

Fortunately tomato's are fruit.

I'm pretty sure you meant "tomatoes"


Or do you like to just put an apostrophe before each and every "s" like so many others these days?

 

[Mixolydian]

I like my BLT's with no L or T.

 

[Mixolydian]

i laugh at all the midwestern american pallets incapable of appreciating awesomeness.

Huh? People eat lots of tomatoes in the midwest.

Mayo is disgusting.

I don't understand how anyone can possibly think this.

 

[MongGrel]

I like my BLT's with no L or T.

Your input is m00t at this point then

 

[Mixolydian]

Your input is m00t at this point then

That space on the sandwich would be put to better use by adding more B.

 

[norseamd]

That space on the sandwich would be put to better use by adding more B.

What about Cheddar?

 

[Mixolydian]

What about Cheddar?

No.

 

[MetalMat]

How I like a BLT: hold the lettuce, tomatoes and add jalapenos.

 

[MongGrel]

How I like a BLT: hold the lettuce, tomatoes and add jalapenos.

What is a Saints fan doing in Houston anyway.

That almost says it all right there

You oughta know better

 

[Thebobo]

I use to have tomato sandwiches

 

[MongGrel]

I use to have tomato sandwiches

 

[MetalMat]

What is a Saints fan doing in Houston anyway.

That almost says it all right there

You oughta know better

Work. Houston aint that bad if you ignore the crappy weather and chemical plants. Work has been crap lately (oil & gas industry). I might be taking a job offer that will be moving me back to Dallas that way I can actually afford BJs instead of bread sandwiches.

 

[Excelsior]

People. Mayonnaise is delicious. On this planet, in this dimension, or any other. There isn't a discussion to be had. I'm sorry if you've been exposed to shitty mayonnaise or you "don't understand it". The country often credited with the creation of french fries eat it with their fries, I mean come on.

 

[MongGrel]

Work. Houston aint that bad if you ignore the crappy weather and chemical plants. Work has been crap lately (oil & gas industry). I might be taking a job offer that will be moving me back to Dallas that way I can actually afford BJs instead of bread sandwiches.

I'd hope doing that you're better off than just bread.

Yeah, I know the work has been crappy feeling for years now, I used to make a lot more.

Finally got a raise the other day, and still barely over what I was in 2000.

I should maybe start looking for a new shop to work in.

Pisses me off.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

there's no such thing as a vegetable. it's all fruit, root, leaf or some other part but there is no part named "vegetable".

more importantly, hellman's is just as fucking disgusting as miracle whip. cain's, tj's and other legit mayonnaise is terrific.

 

[MongGrel]

there's no such thing as a vegetable. it's all fruit, root, leaf or some other part but there is no part named "vegetable".

more importantly, hellman's is just as fucking disgusting as miracle whip. cain's, tj's and other legit mayonnaise is terrific.

If you think hellman's is like miracle whip, there is brain trauma in there

 

[The Boston Dangler]

If you think hellman's is like miracle whip, there is brain trauma in there

like as in "revolting to a similar degree"

 

[biostud]

Acidity of tomato, compliments the salty, rich fattiness of bacon, & the mayo adds creaminess & lettuce gives a crisp bite.

this

 

[biostud]

like as in "revolting to a similar degree"

Nope, hellmans = good
Miracle whip = creamy puke