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what a dick.

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
ROOMMATES: By MichaelD


Cohabitor of mine
I think you suck
I'd love to shoot you
Like hunting a duck

If I had money
To call my own
I'd call from my place
And cuss you out over the phone

But I am poor
I got no bread
Still every night I dream
That you are dead

You are sloppy, you smell
Your room looks like hell
And your girlfriend is fat
She's shaped like a bell

I put up with your crap
Excuses this and that
You don't pay your bills
But you eat my food till you're fills

Never again to see
A roommate for a guy like me
I want to live alone
And say "Fvck you!" over the phone
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This is....beautiful.
 
I've had nothing but decent times with my roommates, my roommate freshman year, 1 i liked enough to live with again, and we got along fine. The other wasn't so great. This year my roommates are all pretty decent. Of course we fight, it'd be wierd if we didn't - but we're civilized about it. If all your roommates are assholes.. perhaps it wasn't them 😉
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Theres only one thing to do now. Have sex with his girlfriend.
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There IS the option of throwing a brick at his wigger truck and then watching a bunch of UCF tapes to mentally prepare for a fight....
 
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Theres only one thing to do now. Have sex with his girlfriend.
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There IS the option of throwing a brick at his wigger truck and then watching a bunch of UCF tapes to mentally prepare for a fight....
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Lol, you say that as if you're speaking from experience.
 
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Theres only one thing to do now. Have sex with his girlfriend.
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There IS the option of throwing a brick at his wigger truck and then watching a bunch of UCF tapes to mentally prepare for a fight....
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nope. sex is the only way.
 
Originally posted by: jtusa4
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Theres only one thing to do now. Have sex with his girlfriend.
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There IS the option of throwing a brick at his wigger truck and then watching a bunch of UCF tapes to mentally prepare for a fight....
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Lol, you say that as if you're speaking from experience.
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(poking fun at past ATOT threads)
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Originally posted by: EpsiIon
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
all roomates are assholes.. Yourself included. That is one thing I learned in college
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Wow, I'm sorry you feel that way. All my roommates have been awesome.
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So you never fought with ANY of your roomates? I find that hard to believe
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I never fought with any of my roommates and many of them are still some of my best friends. If you couldn't get along with any of your roommates...you are either a girl, have serious social issues, or have had a horrible string of luck. I was kidding about the girl part and I doubt you happened to have a bad string of luck.
 
Dunno if somebody said this above, but you can call your bank and bounce the check or something. Or you could just go over and take his LCD monitor.
 
My roommate from freshman year is horrible, we had bad history together but he's awesome anyways. Now, I'm second year and I'm rooming with third year student. He's awful than my roommate from last year. He wore my sweaters to parties without asking for permissions. :|
 
Originally posted by: jewno
My roommate from freshman year is horrible, we had bad history together but he's awesome anyways. Now, I'm second year and I'm rooming with third year student. He's awful than my roommate from last year. He wore my sweaters to parties without asking for permissions. :|
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haha you got pwned!
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Originally posted by: EpsiIon
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
all roomates are assholes.. Yourself included. That is one thing I learned in college
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Wow, I'm sorry you feel that way. All my roommates have been awesome.
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So you never fought with ANY of your roomates? I find that hard to believe
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I havent...
my roomates all have been great too... and ive had alot in the Navy and civilian life...
 
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: jtusa4
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Theres only one thing to do now. Have sex with his girlfriend.
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There IS the option of throwing a brick at his wigger truck and then watching a bunch of UCF tapes to mentally prepare for a fight....
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Lol, you say that as if you're speaking from experience.
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(poking fun at past ATOT threads)
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According to your sign up date I figured that was before your time you whippersnapper. 🙂 You must have been lurking for awhile.
 
Originally posted by: Injury
Originally posted by: z0mb13
I dont understand the problem, why are u trying to get the check back?
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Because the check was a deposit... to cover any damages that may occur. It is returned when you leave if the place is in shape... it's to ensure you don't trash the place and not stick the owner with the bills. The reason to get it back is because he didn't do any damage... wouldn't YOU want $100 back that technically belongs to you?




Go put rocks through the windows of the place so he has to spend the $100 and then some to repair them.
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Hey, that's the best suggestion I've heard in a long time 🙂 Good call. If you can't get your $100 back, cause him $100 worth of damage.
 
anyway, I just checked and he cashed the fscking check yesterday.
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well.....I would consider that a $100 purchase of a "fun-ticket". Go see how much "fun" you can get by tearing the sh!t outta his car when he's not around.
 
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