Well, the thing I feared the most has finally happened - UPDATE

[SaurusX]

The thing I most feared was having a roach crawling on me while I slept. And then one day I woke up with a smashed roach in my bed. The horror...

 

[dbk]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

 

[KeithTalent]

The thing I most feared was having a roach crawling on me while I slept. And then one day I woke up with a smashed roach in my bed. The horror...

I used to be terrified of earwigs. Fortunately they don't invade my thoughts too often these days. Scary shit though.

KT

 

[surfsatwerk]

I used to be terrified of earwigs. Fortunately they don't invade my thoughts too often these days. Scary shit though.

KT

 

[dank69]

Well, this second page took a turn for the worse...

 

[Theb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpPt78SrsjE

 

[zanejohnson]

hehe put on a good show of dominance, and then ultimately let her do what she wants...

good parenting 50?? i dunno... my girls are 6 and 3 i got a while to strategize...

 

[GTaudiophile]

Just sit down with her and watch some MTV shows on how pregnant at 16 will ruin your life.

But I think the most important thing is open and honest dialogue about anything. She should feel like she could approach you to get on the pill if that is what she feels she needs.

Or you could follow Oprah's advice and give her a vibrator

 

[CPA]

Okay, she just got home a little bit ago and we had a "talk".

Me: You know what kissing will lead to, right?
Her: eeeeewwwww /runs out of the room
Me: lol

 

[z1ggy]

Okay, she just got home a little bit ago and we had a "talk".

Me: You know what kissing will lead to, right?
Her: eeeeewwwww /runs out of the room
Me: lol

She's a good actor. Did you black light her? That's where you'll find your answers.

 

[Kadarin]

Haha! Good luck, CPA!

Personally, I solved this problem by not having kids.

 

[Kadarin]

She's a good actor. Did you black light her? That's where you'll find your answers.

Ooooh... That's a good one for when she comes home after the date.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Okay, she just got home a little bit ago and we had a "talk".

Me: You know what kissing will lead to, right?

YEP!

 

[OlafSicky]

Okay, she just got home a little bit ago and we had a "talk".

Me: You know what kissing will lead to, right?
Her: eeeeewwwww /runs out of the room
Me: lol

Statistically speaking she probably has been having sex since she was 12, the good girl routine is just to fool you.

 

[CPA]

Statistically speaking she probably has been having sex since she was 12, the good girl routine is just to fool you.

yeah, no, I'm confident she has not.

And oh, she just reminded me she's 14, not 15. Oh crap, maybe I don't know my daughter as well as I thought.

 

[Murloc]

yeah, no, I'm confident she has not.

the eeeeww is still faked regardless most probably.

 

[zinfamous]

i forget which comedian said it, but the difference between having girls vs boys is; with boys, you only have to worry about one penis.

with girls, you have to worry about ALL of them.

sounds like Chris Rock, and I believe he has a daughter or two.

 

[CPA]

the eeeeww is still faked regardless most probably.

you're probably right.

 

[OBLAMA2009]

better take her to the doctor and get her on birth control and get her tha hpv vaccine as well

 

[zinfamous]

She's a good actor. Did you black light her? That's where you'll find your answers.

better yet, hang a black light over the front door, so instead of a metal detector to enter the house, everyone has to pass the splooge detector.

 

[NFS4]

 

[IronWing]

yeah, no, I'm confident she has not.

And oh, she just reminded me she's 14, not 15. Oh crap, maybe I don't know my daughter as well as I thought.

Uhohs. I came here intending to post that you could take comfort in the fact that your daughter had reached the age where at least it wouldn't be Uhohs knocking at your door but I think 14 might still be on his wish list.

 

[Conscript]

Luckily most kids today are into head and anal, so nothing to worry about CPA

 

[classy]

just remember that he's going to be thinking about sticking his dick in her the entire time.

LOL

Didn't even get 5 posts deep

 

[classy]

Oh boy, I knew I was wrong for starting this thread. Why don't I listen to my brain?

LOL