Well, the thing I feared the most has finally happened - UPDATE

[mikeymikec]

A kiss will make her pregnant.

No, if you're going to engage in that sort of subterfuge, you need to be more subtle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko

(NSFW)

How about we change that to "When they are married to the guy". If we don't, no sex will be had EVER and 100 years from now, there will be no more people left alive...

Nah.

Nope. I don't get it either.

A topic like this is ripe for a bit of mickey-taking, get over it

 

[BoomerD]

Quiet you, she's a good girl.

Maybe "very good."

 

[SunnyD]

I didn't now Trojan made 10 packs. I thoguht it was all 12/36.

2 were already used by the time they made it to the checkout lane. :whiste:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

If you have a 15 year old daughter and have not spent the last few year collecting firearms and building dungeons you have nobody to blame but yourself.

 

[torpid]

I'm disturbed by the assumption that a boy asking her out means she said yes.

 

[DrPizza]

I didn't now Trojan made 10 packs. I thoguht it was all 12/36.

Okay, maybe it was 12. All I remember is that it wasn't 3. *I* haven't had to purchase them for myself in over 2 decades.

 

[DrPizza]

I'm disturbed by the assumption that a boy asking her out means she said yes.

I've already set this in motion. Meeting the boy, not doing something to him...yet.

Why would he want to meet the boy if she didn't say yes?

 

[Dumac]

Okay, maybe it was 12. All I remember is that it wasn't 3. *I* haven't had to purchase them for myself in over 2 decades.

Lucky bastard

2 were already used by the time they made it to the checkout lane. :whiste:

Attaboy

 

[CPA]

I'm disturbed by the assumption that a boy asking her out means she said yes.

she texted my wife around 10am.

Apparently she's had a crush on this boy, which is news to me because its always been "oooo, boys are gross". sigh....

He passed her a note in class - aaah the memories. She wants to go to the movies with him and a bunch of her other friends Saturday.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Maybe "very good."

No one's a natural. That takes work. HARD work.

 

[torpid]

Why would he want to meet the boy if she didn't say yes?

He probably wouldn't but that was after almost 70 posts in this thread. Until then I was thinking how weird it was that people were talking about condoms and yet we hadn't learned if she said yes yet.

 

[SunnyD]

she texted my wife around 10am.

Apparently she's had a crush on this boy, which is news to me because its always been "oooo, boys are gross". sigh....

He passed her a note in class - aaah the memories. She wants to go to the movies with him and a bunch of her other friends Saturday.

Tailhook.

Just sayin'.

 

[ViRGE]

Apparently she's had a crush on this boy, which is news to me because its always been "oooo, boys are gross". sigh....

Not to lay into you, CPA, but surely you can't be serious? Your daughter is 15. If she's anywhere near average she got over that phase 3-4 years ago.

 

[wirednuts]

she texted my wife around 10am.

Apparently she's had a crush on this boy, which is news to me because its always been "oooo, boys are gross". sigh....

He passed her a note in class - aaah the memories. She wants to go to the movies with him and a bunch of her other friends Saturday.

when my cousin was 13 she would say those things. i would ask, 'you dont think about boys at all? because they are all looking at you... you dont even notice?' she said no... and i told her that she will be. fast forward 2 years and she was boy crazy a little push in the right direction doesnt always hurt:biggrin:

 

[Linflas]

so you think. did your parents know everything you did as a teenager?

Surprisingly they knew a hell of a lot more than I ever suspected.

 

[wirednuts]

Surprisingly they knew a hell of a lot more than I ever suspected.

sounds like good parents then. they should know a lot about what youre doing, but they should rarely let you know they know.

 

[CPA]

Not to lay into you, CPA, but surely you can't be serious? Your daughter is 15. If she's anywhere near average she got over that phase 3-4 years ago.

I would have thought so too, but this is the very first time she has shown any interest in any boy.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Was it Obama? :biggrin:

 

[wirednuts]

I would have thought so too, but this is the very first time she has shown any interest in any boy.

what sucks for him is she probably just has an emotional crush, and doesnt want to get fucked yet. he, of course, will only do everything he does just to have the chance he can get her clothes off.

 

[KeithTalent]

Good lord, this is why I could never have kids, the thought of having a daughter scares the absolute shit out of me; I would be terrified every time she stepped out of the house.

Good luck CPA. I do not envy you.

KT

 

[Agent11]

My brother has 3. lol

 

[highland145]

Good lord, this is why I could never have kids, the thought of having a daughter scares the absolute shit out of me; I would be terrified every time she stepped out of the house.

Good luck CPA. I do not envy you.

KT

Good friend of mine, that was quite the player before he got married, has twin 16 year old girls. I like to remind him of the good ole days.:biggrin:

 

[BoomerD]

Good friend of mine, that was quite the player before he got married, has twin 16 year old girls. I like to remind him of the good ole days.:biggrin:

Pics?

oh wait...:whiste:

 

[highland145]

Pics?

oh wait...:whiste:

In a couple of years.



No, wait. I'm their God Father. Keep your lusty eyes off 'em.

 

[bigrash]

LOL at all the responses in this thread