Well I have a new office mate

[Zysoclaplem]

I have been alone in my office area for a long time, until today. Like, no one within 3 walls and 100 feet alone. Someone is moving into the office next to me.
She is about 6 foot tall, around 20 years old, and looks like this actress, just younger.

Jaime Pressly

Just a glammed up version, not the TPT version.

Anyways I thought I would just rub it in the collective noses of ATOT.
I know you all have pretty officemates and supermodel gfs and whatever, so I am wasting my time.

I hope they don't move anyone else over here. I liked the peace and quiet.

 

[skace]

I never get anything good within 10000 feet of my cube.

 

[Aharami]

talk about a total waste. put the hot girl next to the gay guy

or maybe HR placed her there for that reason

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: Aharami
talk about a total waste. put the hot girl next to the gay guy

or maybe HR placed her there for that reason

you are giving HR too much credit

 

[lozina]

dang. my productivity would have dropped by about 95%

 

[Mr Pickles]

"Guys! Guys! This super hot chick is going to be sitting next to me! OMG! In your face you losers! HA!"

 

[IceBergSLiM]

I'd possible give up a toe for one hottie in my entire building, I don't care where she would sit.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I'd possible give up a toe for one hottie in my entire building, I don't care where she would sit.

I'd possible give up a toe?

 

[meltdown75]

well there you go. i'm sure you will become great friends.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I think she was a bit affronted when she came and introduced herself and said she would be moving into the next office and my jaw did not drop open.
She probably gets guys stammering over her a lot.
I just said "Cool, it was getting too quiet back here." and laughed. She might have taken that as an insult.
lol
She is moving a lot of stuff from her old office. I feel bad for not helping her but not bad enough to help.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
well there you go. i'm sure you will become great friends.

After 7 years here I have no friends here.
I just don't talk to anyone.
Not in a bitchy way, I am just not outgoing at all.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: meltdown75
well there you go. i'm sure you will become great friends.

After 7 years here I have no friends here.
I just don't talk to anyone.
Not in a bitchy way, I am just not outgoing at all.

Oh, you bitch you. *wristy slap*

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I think she was a bit affronted when she came and introduced herself and said she would be moving into the next office and my jaw did not drop open.
She probably gets guys stammering over her a lot.
I just said "Cool, it was getting too quiet back here." and laughed. She might have taken that as an insult.
lol
She is moving a lot of stuff from her old office. I feel bad for not helping her but not bad enough to help.

don't assume.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I'd possible give up a toe for one hottie in my entire building, I don't care where she would sit.

I'd possible give up a toe?

Take your OCD somewhere else. you knew what I meant possibly

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Quintox

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I'd possible give up a toe for one hottie in my entire building, I don't care where she would sit.

I'd possible give up a toe?

Take your OCD somewhere else. you knew what I meant possibly

He toed you!

 

[meltdown75]

camel toe

 

[lozina]

wait, I gotta ask: does she also have a sweet southern accent like Jamie Presley? :heart:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I have been alone in my office area for a long time, until today. Like, no one within 3 walls and 100 feet alone. Someone is moving into the office next to me.
She is about 6 foot tall, around 20 years old, and looks like this actress, just younger.

Jaime Pressly

Just a glammed up version, not the TPT version.

Anyways I thought I would just rub it in the collective noses of ATOT.
I know you all have pretty officemates and supermodel gfs and whatever, so I am wasting my time.

I hope they don't move anyone else over here. I liked the peace and quiet.

become straight, hit it, then post pics

 

[GTaudiophile]

Pics or shens!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I have been alone in my office area for a long time, until today. Like, no one within 3 walls and 100 feet alone. Someone is moving into the office next to me.
She is about 6 foot tall, around 20 years old, and looks like this actress, just younger.

Jaime Pressly

Just a glammed up version, not the TPT version.

Anyways I thought I would just rub it in the collective noses of ATOT.
I know you all have pretty officemates and supermodel gfs and whatever, so I am wasting my time.

I hope they don't move anyone else over here. I liked the peace and quiet.

become straight, hit it, then post pics

you know.. i read a blog once about a guy who did that just because he hadn't yet. he did not enjoy it.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
I have been alone in my office area for a long time, until today. Like, no one within 3 walls and 100 feet alone. Someone is moving into the office next to me.
She is about 6 foot tall, around 20 years old, and looks like this actress, just younger.

Jaime Pressly

Just a glammed up version, not the TPT version.

Anyways I thought I would just rub it in the collective noses of ATOT.
I know you all have pretty officemates and supermodel gfs and whatever, so I am wasting my time.

I hope they don't move anyone else over here. I liked the peace and quiet.

become straight, hit it, then post pics

you know.. i read a blog once about a guy who did that just because he hadn't yet. he did not enjoy it.

shush you, let him find out the hard way

 

[trmiv]

Better deal than I'm getting. I'm losing my private room and have to move upstairs to share a room with a balding middle aged dude who listens to NPR all day. Joy.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: trmiv
Better deal than I'm getting. I'm losing my private room and have to move upstairs to share a room with a balding middle aged dude who listens to NPR all day. Joy.

play rap, middle aged balding dudes that listen to NPR like that from what I hear

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Oh my she just got bitched out by the HR people. She had 2 grievances filed on her for moving something, I am not sure what, without first consulting the union...lol.
I am not joking. She moved something a few hundred feet down the hall to this office, 2 union people happened to see her, and they marched right down to HR.

 

[meltdown75]

cue the union bashing