Weirdest *real names* you've heard

[zippy]

Brandon Woodcock - Syracuse University football player.

BTW, Duany Duany was named that because in his native land of Somolia it is a custom to give the eldest son the same first name as last name. Why do I know that? Because his brother, Kueth Duany, plays for the Syracuse University basketball team and they talked about his brother.

 

[DaveJ]

We have a guy here at work by the name of Harry Butts... he's been here for a while, so his login is just butts, rather than hbutts... Never met the guy, but he works for the Physical Plant here on campus, so there's quite a mental picture... :disgust:

Dave

 

[Ranger X]

I went to a Jr. High with a Mrs. Weiner. I heard her husband's name was Harry (seriously).

 

[SUOrangeman]

OK, you guys have taken my original thread to another level. Since I'm from the kuntry, I can only offer names that belong in the other thread.

-SUO

 

[RGN]

lets see, I've got a few.

There was Mrs. Semen the violin teacher. She taught my friends little brother. I did not believe it, until my friends mom said it... Lets just say I'm was immpresed.

My dad is a cop in our town, and unfortunatly we also have a Great America here too (that alone makes for interesting stories...) Anyway, there was a group from the gehtto that had taken it upon themselves to cause some trouble in the park, and were detained.

One guy was named "Shithead" now, before you think I'm lying, this guy pronounced it "shith-eed"
You know, not the hard T sound, but the TH sound.

Another in his group was called "Enamel" Pronounced "en - am el" This guy was with his mother who was asked just how se came up with that name, she answered(with pride I might add) and I quote, "It was on a paint can!"

...

 

[GreekGod]

LeeShawn!

That's my real name, and most people think that it's two names. Damned people!!!!:|

 

[ravahbOi]

Heh..my own name:

Christopher Ian Blow = C. Blow = C.I.Blow = I. Blow, Christopher

Yeah...I think that's quite enough....

 

[azazyel]

Richard Stucky. He was a teacher at my highschool. The funny part is that he went by Dick!

 

[KotchY]

Dick butts, seriously

 

[HydroStream6]

My 10th grade English teacher's name was Mike Haugh (Haugh is pronounced like "Hawk&quot.......

 

[pidge]

There was someone in my school whose name was "Per Person". Seriously.

 

[Relf Lauren]

Mark Sandercock, had two sisters...ones name was Alice

Real people too...eheh

Relf Lauren

 

[FlashG]

From the Boston Phone Book (about 20yrs ago).

I. Poopy

My mom called her up to find out what her first name was.

Iletta

For real

 

[DanC]

"Chauncey Flitcraft"... I sh~t you not....

 

[randomlinh]

Charles B. Silio

 

[Viper GTS]

Another one I remembered...

When I was in grade schoo, the district nurse's last name was Bonebrake.

Viper GTS

 

[goog40]

I remember on Leno he talked about some politician that was Richard Army, so he's Dick Army.

And this baseball coach(forgot what team he's on now) is named Dick Pole.

 

[XL]

I work with a guy named John Laycock.

 

[LAUST]

Delete

 

[KotchY]

Ranger X, what school was this? i had one in jr high too... Ranger X

 

[breakit23]

Programing teacher's initials are EEE, Eric E? ericson

 

[LOWDRAG]

Dilly Winjeshager-----contact at work
Tina Yayohia-----ya-yo-he-ahhh........she's got the best accent when she says it.....she's from Boston.....man is that funny.

 

[mztykal]

There was a girl in my high school history class named "Apple Gem Fiesta"...OMG when I heard that name I was on the verge of tears....



-MzTyKaL

 

[DanC]

c'mon.. that's a LOVELY name...

 

[Futuramatic]

Ph. There was this woman who lived accross from me at my old house. Her father was a chemist. he named her Ph (the unit of measure for the acid/base "content" of a solution/whatever).

She was a real bitch.