Weirdest *real names* you've heard

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ATLien247

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There's a OB/GYN by the name of Sharon Fillerup at a local clinic.

Oh, and Batti... my last name happens to be Snodgrass. :|

J/K

(I wonder if we're related...)
 

ChrichtonsGirl

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A former basketball player at UW-Madison - Duany Duany. One of my dad's co-workers was named - and I kid you not - Robert Oder. So, needless to say, he got called Bobby Oder once in a while.

 

Regine

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That's gotta be handy for his parents: "Jesus Christ, look what you did now!!!"
Don't even have to cuss ;)
 

Rogue

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I know it's not really a real name, but Gaylord Focker is funny as hell! Of course, that's the name of Ben Stiller in "Meet the Parents".
 

Rastus

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I have heard about these people:

Harry Balls
Les Balls
Les Moore
Eileen Nighswonger
 

BoberFett

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There was a guy in my platoon during basic training whose name was Ronald Homer Queer. And he was a ringer for popeye. He was a really cool guy though.
 

thebestMAX

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Got 3 good and real names:

This guy is a stockbroker but should be in porn -- Randy Hole

My Endodontist - John Thomas Handcock (Think about it) and his partners name is Melvin Boner.

I have business cards I give out for them.
 

djbacklash

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Mai Ho

Gawd I had fun with that one :) My south azn friends have some hella long names too..so long I can't even spell 'em.
 

BigKev

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My friend's dad's name is John Johnson.

I don't know if you've heard of him or not .. but there was this guy that owned a gas station that was only famous for his name ... Dick Assman.

Also, there is this guy in my math class named Justice .. I dunno, I just think it's different. ;)
 

Doodoo

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Kuk...i'm not exactly sure he was brazilian. Thats what everyone said. He had Woobie on his jersey and everyone was chanting woobash!t at the game. I thought everyone was jus chanting his nickname or somethin....but turns out that was his real name.
 

Damaged

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Oh yeah. Almost forgot. I went to high school with a kid named John Neehoff. Everyone knew his name was really Jack though. ;)
 

Pastfinder

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Ohio State's football team has a guy named Ken-Yon Rambo. Uh, I guess that is not that weird, how about Seymore Johnson (There is an airforce base named after this guy :0
 

raptor13

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My neighbor, who is a family practice doctor, is named Bob Bonebrake. True, it's spelled differently then actually breaking a bone, but it is very funny if you just say it!