weird problem with peeing

slackerinabox · Jul 19, 2003

Ok, i'm glad that I don't know any of you in the real world.. I'm having a really weird problem when it comes to peeing.. Since I'm on atkins I force my self to down like a gallon of water a day (plus, it's healthy regardless).. I don't mind it but I find myself peeing in "spurts" (pardon the pun)- in other words, I don't pee until I really HAVE to pee.. Oddly enough, now here's the weirdest part, it always strikes when I'm on the elevator back up to my apartment.. I swear, I try to pee during the day but it doesn't happen.. I ALWAYS have to pee like a madman on my way home (I run into my apartment building, up the elevator and dash to the bathroom).. I really can't explain it.. any ideas?

Ryan · Jul 19, 2003

rig yourself up a home made catheter (sp?), they should solve your problem 😉

littleman · Jul 19, 2003

1) it's good training to pee at the last second
2) dashing off the elevator on the way home is all mental- its happened to you once, so you expect it (and will it) to happen every single time.

ThaGrandCow · Jul 19, 2003

Get some depends

WarCon · Jul 19, 2003

I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

brunswickite · Jul 19, 2003

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Get some depends

i agree, i have been using these for years...

too lazy to get up or look for bathrooms

Moonbeam · Jul 19, 2003

If I get really desparate I'll tie it in a Knot.

Vonkhan · Jul 19, 2003

u're like my dog ... u've become "conditioned"

BillGates · Jul 19, 2003

Is the elevator fast? Maybe the mild G-forces of the elevator ascending pushes the stuff inside you down and makes you feel more filled up than you really are?

wfbberzerker · Jul 19, 2003

when i was little, it was the same thing for me, except i had to go really bad whenever i would use the computers at the store. *shrugs*

SpecialEd · Jul 19, 2003

rubberband a plastic bag to your thingy

kranky · Jul 19, 2003

Sounds like "Bashful kidney" - trouble going in public places.

imported_Papi · Jul 19, 2003

I drinks lots of water at work too and usually have to pee always so... I wouldnt worry about it. You just have to pee..

vetteguy · Jul 19, 2003

what's with all the bodily function threads lately?

rudeguy · Jul 19, 2003

Originally posted by: WarCon
I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

that may just be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my entire life

illusion88 · Jul 19, 2003

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: WarCon
I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

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that may just be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my entire life

Can you describe how the weirdness of this post makes you feel Mr. Rudeguy?

Orsorum · Jul 19, 2003

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
If I get really desparate I'll tie it in a Knot.

But do you tie it in a bow?

Rastus · Jul 19, 2003

You need to look at your sodium intake. Salt makes you retain water. Too much or too little might be the problem.

rudeguy · Jul 19, 2003

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: WarCon
I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

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that may just be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my entire life

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Can you describe how the weirdness of this post makes you feel Mr. Rudeguy?

its a tingling sensation in my lower quadrant

Hayabusa Rider · Jul 19, 2003

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
If I get really desparate I'll tie it in a Knot.

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But do you tie it in a bow?

I just throw it over my shoulder like a Continental Soldier 😀

cliftonite · Jul 19, 2003

just chop it off, that way you will neVAR have to peepee

bootymac · Jul 19, 2003

Originally posted by: cliftonite
just chop it off, that way you will neVAR have to peepee

You'd still pee, but you won't be able to aim it, and it might go in more than 1 direction :disgust:

WarCon · Jul 19, 2003

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: WarCon
I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

Click to expand...

that may just be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my entire life

Click to expand...

Can you describe how the weirdness of this post makes you feel Mr. Rudeguy?

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its a tingling sensation in my lower quadrant

Yeah, thats the feeling I get.......😀 (except not exactly tingling, more like "pressure") 😛

Moonbeam · Jul 20, 2003

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
If I get really desperate I'll tie it in a Knot.

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But do you tie it in a bow?

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I just throw it over my shoulder like a Continental Soldier 😀

I tie it around my neck in a bow and use a wheelbarrow for the rest.

Zim Hosein · Jul 20, 2003

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Get some depends

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i agree, i have been using these for years...

too lazy to get up or look for bathrooms

:Q

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