weird problem with peeing

[slackerinabox]

Ok, i'm glad that I don't know any of you in the real world.. I'm having a really weird problem when it comes to peeing.. Since I'm on atkins I force my self to down like a gallon of water a day (plus, it's healthy regardless).. I don't mind it but I find myself peeing in "spurts" (pardon the pun)- in other words, I don't pee until I really HAVE to pee.. Oddly enough, now here's the weirdest part, it always strikes when I'm on the elevator back up to my apartment.. I swear, I try to pee during the day but it doesn't happen.. I ALWAYS have to pee like a madman on my way home (I run into my apartment building, up the elevator and dash to the bathroom).. I really can't explain it.. any ideas?

 

[Ryan]

rig yourself up a home made catheter (sp?), they should solve your problem

 

[littleman]

1) it's good training to pee at the last second
2) dashing off the elevator on the way home is all mental- its happened to you once, so you expect it (and will it) to happen every single time.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Get some depends

 

[WarCon]

I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Get some depends

i agree, i have been using these for years...

too lazy to get up or look for bathrooms

 

[Moonbeam]

If I get really desparate I'll tie it in a Knot.

 

[Vonkhan]

u're like my dog ... u've become "conditioned"

 

[BillGates]

Is the elevator fast? Maybe the mild G-forces of the elevator ascending pushes the stuff inside you down and makes you feel more filled up than you really are?

 

[wfbberzerker]

when i was little, it was the same thing for me, except i had to go really bad whenever i would use the computers at the store. *shrugs*

 

[SpecialEd]

rubberband a plastic bag to your thingy

 

[kranky]

Sounds like "Bashful kidney" - trouble going in public places.

 

[imported_Papi]

I drinks lots of water at work too and usually have to pee always so... I wouldnt worry about it. You just have to pee..

 

[vetteguy]

what's with all the bodily function threads lately?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: WarCon
I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

that may just be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my entire life

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: WarCon
I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

that may just be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my entire life

Can you describe how the weirdness of this post makes you feel Mr. Rudeguy?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
If I get really desparate I'll tie it in a Knot.

But do you tie it in a bow?

 

[Rastus]

You need to look at your sodium intake. Salt makes you retain water. Too much or too little might be the problem.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: WarCon
I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

that may just be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my entire life

Can you describe how the weirdness of this post makes you feel Mr. Rudeguy?

its a tingling sensation in my lower quadrant

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
If I get really desparate I'll tie it in a Knot.

But do you tie it in a bow?

I just throw it over my shoulder like a Continental Soldier

 

[cliftonite]

just chop it off, that way you will neVAR have to peepee

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: cliftonite
just chop it off, that way you will neVAR have to peepee

You'd still pee, but you won't be able to aim it, and it might go in more than 1 direction :disgust:

 

[WarCon]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: WarCon
I have one of those mental things with having to go #2 when I go to Wal-mart (just Wal-mart, no other stores). I hate it.

that may just be the weirdest thing I have ever heard in my entire life

Can you describe how the weirdness of this post makes you feel Mr. Rudeguy?

its a tingling sensation in my lower quadrant

Yeah, thats the feeling I get....... (except not exactly tingling, more like "pressure")

 

[Moonbeam]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
If I get really desperate I'll tie it in a Knot.

But do you tie it in a bow?

I just throw it over my shoulder like a Continental Soldier

I tie it around my neck in a bow and use a wheelbarrow for the rest.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: brunswickite

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Get some depends

i agree, i have been using these for years...

too lazy to get up or look for bathrooms

:Q