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Originally posted by: bamacre
I agree, things will pick up. Life is like butt sex, sometimes, you get fvcked, sometimes you get to do the fvcking. In the long run, it's probably not worth it. But if you were a condom, the sun comes up the next day. And when you babble on about all kinds of crap, and people stop listening to you, well, you know it's the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. Back in 1987, I had a dog named scruffy. Scruffy had a problem, and I couldn't help. But I loved that dog, more than anything else in the world. Except this girl. Her name was Amanda. She had a belly the size of a V8 engine. Loud, too. And if you changed the oil when you were supposed to, it runs fine, like a well-kept computer, only without the network card. I hate network cards, but not as much as printers. Printers were the most God-awful thing man ever hooked up to a computer. Except for USB flash drives. You plug 'em in, and what to do you get? Crap. Just like butt sex.
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That might be one of the greatest posts I've ever read on here. Granted, I've had a few drinks. But that was brilliant.



KS
 
Originally posted by: JToxic
Originally posted by: bamacre
I agree, things will pick up. Life is like butt sex, sometimes, you get fvcked, sometimes you get to do the fvcking. In the long run, it's probably not worth it. But if you were a condom, the sun comes up the next day. And when you babble on about all kinds of crap, and people stop listening to you, well, you know it's the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. Back in 1987, I had a dog named scruffy. Scruffy had a problem, and I couldn't help. But I loved that dog, more than anything else in the world. Except this girl. Her name was Amanda. She had a belly the size of a V8 engine. Loud, too. And if you changed the oil when you were supposed to, it runs fine, like a well-kept computer, only without the network card. I hate network cards, but not as much as printers. Printers were the most God-awful thing man ever hooked up to a computer. Except for USB flash drives. You plug 'em in, and what to do you get? Crap. Just like butt sex.
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You are either an idiot or a genius. Bravo.
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Well, no one has ever called me a genius, so... 🙁
 
Originally posted by: bamacre
Originally posted by: JToxic
Originally posted by: bamacre
I agree, things will pick up. Life is like butt sex, sometimes, you get fvcked, sometimes you get to do the fvcking. In the long run, it's probably not worth it. But if you were a condom, the sun comes up the next day. And when you babble on about all kinds of crap, and people stop listening to you, well, you know it's the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. Back in 1987, I had a dog named scruffy. Scruffy had a problem, and I couldn't help. But I loved that dog, more than anything else in the world. Except this girl. Her name was Amanda. She had a belly the size of a V8 engine. Loud, too. And if you changed the oil when you were supposed to, it runs fine, like a well-kept computer, only without the network card. I hate network cards, but not as much as printers. Printers were the most God-awful thing man ever hooked up to a computer. Except for USB flash drives. You plug 'em in, and what to do you get? Crap. Just like butt sex.
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You are either an idiot or a genius. Bravo.
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Well, no one has ever called me a genius, so... 🙁
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Have a :beer:

 
Originally posted by: bamacre
I agree, things will pick up. Life is like butt sex, sometimes, you get fvcked, sometimes you get to do the fvcking. In the long run, it's probably not worth it. But if you were a condom, the sun comes up the next day. And when you babble on about all kinds of crap, and people stop listening to you, well, you know it's the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. Back in 1987, I had a dog named scruffy. Scruffy had a problem, and I couldn't help. But I loved that dog, more than anything else in the world. Except this girl. Her name was Amanda. She had a belly the size of a V8 engine. Loud, too. And if you changed the oil when you were supposed to, it runs fine, like a well-kept computer, only without the network card. I hate network cards, but not as much as printers. Printers were the most God-awful thing man ever hooked up to a computer. Except for USB flash drives. You plug 'em in, and what to do you get? Crap. Just like butt sex.
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Best post of the week/month/season. Maybe even candidate for year.
 
I don't think it's any coincidence that the acronym for post of the year is POTY. 😉

It was funny though.
 
Originally posted by: bamacre
I agree, things will pick up. Life is like butt sex, sometimes, you get fvcked, sometimes you get to do the fvcking. In the long run, it's probably not worth it. But if you were a condom, the sun comes up the next day. And when you babble on about all kinds of crap, and people stop listening to you, well, you know it's the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. Back in 1987, I had a dog named scruffy. Scruffy had a problem, and I couldn't help. But I loved that dog, more than anything else in the world. Except this girl. Her name was Amanda. She had a belly the size of a V8 engine. Loud, too. And if you changed the oil when you were supposed to, it runs fine, like a well-kept computer, only without the network card. I hate network cards, but not as much as printers. Printers were the most God-awful thing man ever hooked up to a computer. Except for USB flash drives. You plug 'em in, and what to do you get? Crap. Just like butt sex.
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That deserves a Pulitzer
 
Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
2) Sold my PC parts to buy a Mac G5. Opened up case, and promptly fried motherboard by inserting RAM while it was powered on.
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😕

While what was powered on? Your Mac?!
 
The thought of the mobo frying in that beautiful machine almost makes me want to cry.

Just hang in there, DA. You're a kickass guy. I hope you bounce back soon.
 
Originally posted by: bamacre
I agree, things will pick up. Life is like butt sex, sometimes, you get fvcked, sometimes you get to do the fvcking. In the long run, it's probably not worth it. But if you were a condom, the sun comes up the next day. And when you babble on about all kinds of crap, and people stop listening to you, well, you know it's the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. Back in 1987, I had a dog named scruffy. Scruffy had a problem, and I couldn't help. But I loved that dog, more than anything else in the world. Except this girl. Her name was Amanda. She had a belly the size of a V8 engine. Loud, too. And if you changed the oil when you were supposed to, it runs fine, like a well-kept computer, only without the network card. I hate network cards, but not as much as printers. Printers were the most God-awful thing man ever hooked up to a computer. Except for USB flash drives. You plug 'em in, and what to do you get? Crap. Just like butt sex.
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
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