We live in a simulation, period.

[funboy6942]

Let's start off with, at the time we went from an egg to a "human" with no means by another "Human" to do so, so poof there we are, a bunch of babbling whatsits. They got rid of what was here before, for they were tired of pets, time to try the hand at the sim game, for everything on here, IF not the hand of god, then some other kind of "God" bought a DLC for this place.

Now, we all looking at each other like wtf, though we do not know wtf is wtf so wtf does not mean really anything, literally! But "Something" at different parts of the program, injected a new, though less, way less, advanced then the version we are running on now. But the stuck in place the new dlc out, which is now give the hunched worms to grunt and make tools with rocks and sticks, and for $29.99 Gaugnoots move to the mod pack and then can have them gather, screw (need a mod to remove the thing coving the naughty bits later) IN CAVES, yes we made caves now all over the place, AT NO EXTRA CHARGE ** if you purchase the Mod Pack dlc within the next 5 Nuilets.
First human(s) on earth.

Spoiler alert, they did not do the dlc mod pack at that time, but waited several months/years till the price came down and bought it, for they/God is BIG on Piracy and no tolerance for those who do steal "Gods" Programs and dlc content!

New mod time! Make them stand erect, hunt the other crap out there we just went poof, no "sex" needed, we take this egg and BAM, wow look at it run! SHIT, now I got to feed all this crap till they can start making their own having glorious sex, and take my job for it sux being a parent for I cannot just go party anymore, its hard being a Bignutes these days. But along with this new dlc we will spread out a version of "language" each section of your choice, or get the full world Language pack RIGHT NOW in the next 49 Nuilets, HURRY SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!

Spoiler Alert, They did not, so like we got note pad, paint, word perfect and other cheaper versions to almost do the same as the original, you get it, so its "Gods" world, other companies took over selling cheap versions of their own, so Russia speaks Russianize, Asia well shit, someone sold a crap ton of cheap different language copies over in that section of the program, and then things expanded big time with dlcs then from all kinds of "Gods"! Mods to be waaaaaay smarter now, building homes, sailing the seas being a pirate running pirate copies inside doing pirate things, arrrrrrrr. "God" is pissed and had a rethought of the fcc getting envolved because "God" had a monopoly going and had to split it all up to different companies, of which "God" owned all of, with off galaxy companies, not endorsed by "God LLC", and had he threw a big enough fit turned the fcc into the sack of monkey shite they is! But he did not, so it all got spilt up and crap thrown in the fan splattering all over the wall.

And from this point to today, where the old toy is no long in style. No one cares anymore, we got all the crap in every dlc they could throw at it without crashing, BUT we are crashing. Just like the Dinos the child "God" had before we came in, in smaller size so not to take up too much room on the "Drive", we have been infected with a virus, with what to us may take a few hundred years, to "God" takes a few seconds, or Nuilets, to complete, for we are all now being told to hate one another for EVERYTHING. It would seem a virus has been planted, to where it all comes down to damnit, everything, what you say/post/build/screw/divorce/race/sex preference/you name it, by golly, we are being set up to take each other out leaving but a few behind, to reprogram now without the need of eggs only this time around, and has kick ass RGB lighting! Went from Toddler (Dinos), to us (Pre-Teen/Teen/Young Adult), and I am glad I will not be around for College "God" Crap is about to hit the fan, for this "God" is about to try some stuff and trip them balls, but needs room on the planet for the upgrade.

So yeah, there you go, we are a "Gods" plaything like a Lava Lamp, or on their "PC/MAC" and this version of it is about to implode on itself. Thanks for all the fish!

BTW, does anyone know that the earth is ALWAYS getting bigger? Stuff grows on it, dies, becomes dirt, stuff regrows, other stuff dies, becomes dirt. Earths hot AF pimple just popped draining everywhere, including the ocean, making the oceans rise and temps change with all molten lava goes right into the ocean, when it pops a pimple under water., and I know when I put Ice In my cup of soda, it rises, so......yup earth gets bigger, and water rises, squeezing the ground and all closer to the atmosphere, making more friction, which causes more heat, more stuff melts, blah blah...told you up above we are no longer wanted.

And how in the heck does this thing spin around so supposedly "Accurate" without missing a beat, getting larger, and stuff not growing at a equal rate, big time thanks to us with populated cities with large buildings, for if I put a Tincy tiny drop of superglue on the end of a cd, it will wobble and destroy itself, how is earth, and all the rest doing that with such precision to not move out of its path for who knows how long at this point.

Anyway, enjoy your program while it lasts
We will be right back after these important messages from Bleekslax

 

[herm0016]

UH.... stuff grows using the stuff in the ground, and it grows and dies and goes back in the ground. same with people, building materials, etc. mass is always conserved. the earth is actually getting lighter because we send mass into space.

 

[Mai72]

Evolution will answer most of what you wrote. We are talking about billions and billions of years.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I mean, we are likely in a simulation, just not due to anything in that babble up above.

 

[VirtualLarry]

And how in the heck does this thing spin around so supposedly "Accurate" without missing a beat, getting larger, and stuff not growing at a equal rate, big time thanks to us with populated cities with large buildings, for if I put a tincey tiny drop of superglue on the end of a cd, it will wobble and destroy itself, how is earth, and all the rest doing that with such precision to not move out of its path for who knows how long at this point.

Good point!

A while ago, I was watching the clouds move across the sky... and it was "jumpy", like a HDD doing accesses and slowing down, or having partially bad sectors and having to re-read.

Maybe "Quantum" HDDs actually can store "quantum" reality, WD said that you could put your life on a HDD, maybe they meant that literally.

 

[funboy6942]

UH.... stuff grows using the stuff in the ground, and it grows and dies and goes back in the ground. same with people, building materials, etc. mass is always conserved. the earth is actually getting lighter because we send mass into space.

Ahhhhhhhhh, ok, I never thought of it like that before, I forgot to include the more weight, farther thrown, so if that's what you are indeed saying, then further from the sun means less hot, so global warming?

 

[IronWing]

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter so I too can lick the envelope.

 

[WelshBloke]

Lets start off with, at the time we went from a egg to a "human" with no means by another "Human to do so, so poof there we are, a bunch of babbling whatsits. They got rid of what was here before, for they were tired of pets, time to try the hand at the sim game, for everything on here, IF not the hand of god, then some other kind of "God" bought a DLC for this place.

Now, we all looking at each other like wtf, though we do not know wtf is wtf so wtf does not mean really anything, literally! But "Something" at different parts of the program, injected a new, though less, way less, advanced then the version we are running on now. But the stuck in place the new dlc out, which is now give the hunched worms to grunt and make tools with rocks and sticks, and for $29.99 Gaugnoots move to the mod pack and then can have them gather, screw (need a mod to remove the thing coving the naughty bits later) IN CAVES, yes we made caves now all over the place, AT NO EXTRA CHARGE ** if you purchase the Mod Pack dlc within the next 5 Nuilets.
Spoiler alert, they did not do the dlc mod pack at that time, but waited several months/years till the price came down and did it, for they are BIG on Piracy!

New mod time! Make them stand errect, hunt the other crap out there we just went poof, no "****" needed, we take this egg and BAM, wow look at it run! SHit, now I got to feed all this crap till they can start making their own to do it having glorious sex, and take my job for it sux being a parent cannot just go party anymore, its hard being a Bignutes these days. But along with this new dlc we will spread out a version of "language" each section of your choice, or get the full world Language pack RIGHT NOW in the next 49 Nuilets, HURRY SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!
Spoiler Alert, They did not, so like we got note pad, paint, word perfect (of which I am not, and have a Pirated copy in the works right now with several viruses, so deal with it), you get it, so it "Gods" world, other companies took over selling cheap versions of their own, so russia speaks russianese, asia well shit, someone sold a crap ton of cheap different language copies over in that section of the program, you get it, and then things expanded big time with dlcs then from all kinds of "Gods"! Mods to be waaaaaay smarter now, building homes, sailing the seas being a pirate running pirate copies inside doing pirate things, arrrrrrrr.

And from this point to today, where the old toy is no long in style. No one cares anymore, we got all the crap in every dlc they could throw at it without crashing, BUT, we are crashing. Just like the dinos the child "God" had before we came in, in smaller size so not to take up too much room on the "Drive", we have been infected with a virus, with what to us may take a few hundred years, to that takes a few seconds, or Nuilets, to complete, for we are all now being told to hate one another for EVERYTHING. It would seem a virus has been plated, to where it all comes down to damnit, everything, what you say/post/build/screw/divorce/race/sex preference/you name it, by golly, we are being set up to take each other out leaving but a few behind, to reprogram now without the need of eggs, and has kick ass RGB lighting! Went from Toddler (Dinos), to us (Teen/Pre Teen), to I am so glad I will not be here to see what is gonna happen later, and I feel so bad for my kids and need to prepare them for anything, to College "God" Crap is about to hit the fan, this "God" is about to try some stuff and trip them balls, but needs room on the planet for the upgrade.

So yeah, there you go, we are a "Gods" plaything like a Lava Lamp, or on their "PC/MAC" and this version of it is about to implode on itself. Thanks for all the fish

BTW, does anyone know that the earth is ALWAYS getting bigger? Stuff grows on it, dies, becomes dirt, stuff regrows, other stuff dies, becomes dirt. Earths hot AF piple just popped draining everywhere, including the ocean, making the oceans rise and temps change with all molten lava goes right into the ocean, when it popps a pimple under water., and I know when I put Ice In my cup of soda, it rises, so......yup earth gets bigger, and water rises, squeezing the ground and all closer to the atmosphere, making more friction, which causes more heat, more stuff melts, blah blah...told you up above we are not longer wanted.

And how in the heck does this thing spin around so supposedly "Accurate" without missing a beat, getting larger, and stuff not growing at a equal rate, big time thanks to us with populated cities with large buildings, for if I put a tincey tiny drop of superglue on the end of a cd, it will wobble and destroy itself, how is earth, and all the rest doing that with such precision to not move out of its path for who knows how long at this point.

Anyway, enjoy your program while it lasts
We will be right back after this important messages from Bleekslax

 

[dank69]

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter so I too can lick the envelope.

I think it's actually a frog.

 

[dank69]

The simulation was initialized last Thursday.

 

[funboy6942]

I see colors Toad I licked was multicolored so it only seems fitting that powerful of a toad would put me in that mood

 

[dank69]

I see colors Toad I licked was multicolored so it only seems fitting that powerful of a toad would put me in that mood

We all see colors, bro. Let me know when you can smell, hear and taste them. Then we can figure this simulation stuff out.

 

[funboy6942]

Is tasting brown a color, for I cannot seem to get it to shut up :O
Or did I just lick some crap in the toilet?

 

[sdifox]

Is tasting brown a color, for I cannot seem to get it to shut up :O
Or did I just lick some crap in the toilet?

Lay off whatever drug you are on, you have clearly passed your tolerance level.

 

[BudAshes]

Lay off whatever drug you are on, you have clearly passed your tolerance level.

I think this sounds more like a problem of him not taking his prescribed drugs.

 

[ultimatebob]

I'm still trying to figure out how to get that "lots of good sex" DLC... any thoughts on that one?

 

[Captante]

Lets start off with, at the time we went from a egg to a "human" with no means by another "Human to do so, so poof there we are, a bunch of babbling whatsits. They got rid of what was here before, for they were tired of pets, time to try the hand at the sim game, for everything on here, IF not the hand of god, then some other kind of "God" bought a DLC for this place.

Now, we all looking at each other like wtf, though we do not know wtf is wtf so wtf does not mean really anything, literally! But "Something" at different parts of the program, injected a new, though less, way less, advanced then the version we are running on now. But the stuck in place the new dlc out, which is now give the hunched worms to grunt and make tools with rocks and sticks, and for $29.99 Gaugnoots move to the mod pack and then can have them gather, screw (need a mod to remove the thing coving the naughty bits later) IN CAVES, yes we made caves now all over the place, AT NO EXTRA CHARGE ** if you purchase the Mod Pack dlc within the next 5 Nuilets.
Spoiler alert, they did not do the dlc mod pack at that time, but waited several months/years till the price came down and did it, for they are BIG on Piracy!

New mod time! Make them stand errect, hunt the other crap out there we just went poof, no "****" needed, we take this egg and BAM, wow look at it run! SHit, now I got to feed all this crap till they can start making their own to do it having glorious sex, and take my job for it sux being a parent cannot just go party anymore, its hard being a Bignutes these days. But along with this new dlc we will spread out a version of "language" each section of your choice, or get the full world Language pack RIGHT NOW in the next 49 Nuilets, HURRY SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!
Spoiler Alert, They did not, so like we got note pad, paint, word perfect (of which I am not, and have a Pirated copy in the works right now with several viruses, so deal with it), you get it, so it "Gods" world, other companies took over selling cheap versions of their own, so russia speaks russianese, asia well shit, someone sold a crap ton of cheap different language copies over in that section of the program, you get it, and then things expanded big time with dlcs then from all kinds of "Gods"! Mods to be waaaaaay smarter now, building homes, sailing the seas being a pirate running pirate copies inside doing pirate things, arrrrrrrr.

And from this point to today, where the old toy is no long in style. No one cares anymore, we got all the crap in every dlc they could throw at it without crashing, BUT, we are crashing. Just like the dinos the child "God" had before we came in, in smaller size so not to take up too much room on the "Drive", we have been infected with a virus, with what to us may take a few hundred years, to that takes a few seconds, or Nuilets, to complete, for we are all now being told to hate one another for EVERYTHING. It would seem a virus has been plated, to where it all comes down to damnit, everything, what you say/post/build/screw/divorce/race/sex preference/you name it, by golly, we are being set up to take each other out leaving but a few behind, to reprogram now without the need of eggs, and has kick ass RGB lighting! Went from Toddler (Dinos), to us (Teen/Pre Teen), to I am so glad I will not be here to see what is gonna happen later, and I feel so bad for my kids and need to prepare them for anything, to College "God" Crap is about to hit the fan, this "God" is about to try some stuff and trip them balls, but needs room on the planet for the upgrade.

So yeah, there you go, we are a "Gods" plaything like a Lava Lamp, or on their "PC/MAC" and this version of it is about to implode on itself. Thanks for all the fish

BTW, does anyone know that the earth is ALWAYS getting bigger? Stuff grows on it, dies, becomes dirt, stuff regrows, other stuff dies, becomes dirt. Earths hot AF piple just popped draining everywhere, including the ocean, making the oceans rise and temps change with all molten lava goes right into the ocean, when it popps a pimple under water., and I know when I put Ice In my cup of soda, it rises, so......yup earth gets bigger, and water rises, squeezing the ground and all closer to the atmosphere, making more friction, which causes more heat, more stuff melts, blah blah...told you up above we are not longer wanted.

And how in the heck does this thing spin around so supposedly "Accurate" without missing a beat, getting larger, and stuff not growing at a equal rate, big time thanks to us with populated cities with large buildings, for if I put a tincey tiny drop of superglue on the end of a cd, it will wobble and destroy itself, how is earth, and all the rest doing that with such precision to not move out of its path for who knows how long at this point.

Anyway, enjoy your program while it lasts
We will be right back after this important messages from Bleekslax

TL: DR (sorry)

I think this sounds more like a problem of him not taking his prescribed drugs.

I figured as much!

 

[funboy6942]

I copied the mess before, yeah it was worse then what you just read :O injected it as a new message in msn.com mail (yeah I still rock a .msn email, suck it) and fixed what it said was spelling and grammar errors, and pasted that above bump.

 

[Captante]

I copied the mess before, yeah it was worse then what you just read :O injected it as a new message in msn.com mail (yeah I still rock a .msn email, suck it) and fixed what it said was spelling and grammar errors, and pasted that above bump.

In my case that's not saying much...

Whatever is going on hang in there and try to keep a grip!

*(pro-tip: It's the "sane" ones that you REALLY need to watch!)

 

[BudAshes]

TL: DR (sorry)




I figured as much!

I need it translated into MS paint images so I can understand what he is talking about.

 

[BudAshes]

I will say this post makes more sense than the Matrix sequels which were on TV the other day. Maybe funguy should pitch this to Wachowski they/thems for Matrix 4.

 

[BurnItDwn]

We are most likely not living in a simulation.

 

[LikeLinus]

UH.... stuff grows using the stuff in the ground, and it grows and dies and goes back in the ground. same with people, building materials, etc. mass is always conserved. the earth is actually getting lighter because we send mass into space.

I wonder if there is a scientific way to prove this. You also have to take into account that satellites (space junk) and meteorites also fall to earth every year.

I'd assume the human body uses more water than it actually expels every year, so you may be right. I don't know enough about the subject to know either way. These are just random thoughts

 

[herm0016]

I wonder if there is a scientific way to prove this. You also have to take into account that satellites (space junk) and meteorites also fall to earth every year.

I'd assume the human body uses more water than it actually expels every year, so you may be right. I don't know enough about the subject to know either way. These are just random thoughts

you use it and expel it but we are talking about elements and mass, not compounds. the oxygen and hydrogen are not destroyed. its like a plant, its not made of dirt, but its made of the same elements as the dirt/water/fertilizer you use on it. they may be organized differently and take up more space, but the total mass is the same as the all those things broken down into the elements they are made of.

 

[LikeLinus]

you use it and expel it but we are talking about elements and mass, not compounds. the oxygen and hydrogen are not destroyed. its like a plant, its not made of dirt, but its made of the same elements as the dirt/water/fertilizer you use on it. they may be organized differently and take up more space, but the total mass is the same as the all those things broken down into the elements they are made of.

What about objects falling to earth? Thanks for answering one half of the question. That makes sense.