We have no running water because a broken water main is being repaired...

[Random Variable]

and, of course, I have to take a dump. What should I do?

 

[darkxshade]

Take a dump in a bucket and cover it up with $500 worth of Abercrombie apparel.

 

[Rufus12]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
Take a dump in a bucket and cover it up with $500 worth of Abercrombie apparel.

Then light it on fire of course.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
and, of course, I have to take a dump. What should I do?

Poop in an old grocery bag and throw it in the trash. It works for dog poop.

 

[imported_Imp]

Well, unless you drained the tank before the water got turned off, you're still good for one flush.

 

[theblackbox]

you pay for water?

 

[Kelemvor]

Toilets don't need running water to flush, just to refill the tank. So like Imp said, you're good for one more so make it count.

 

[akshatp]

And if you already flushed, just drop the deuce, close the lid, shut the door when you are done. When water is turned back on, go back and flush (hold your nose)

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Kelemvor
Toilets don't need running water to flush, just to refill the tank. So like Imp said, you're good for one more so make it count.

"Make us proud, son!"

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Kelemvor
Toilets don't need running water to flush, just to refill the tank. So like Imp said, you're good for one more so make it count.

What if it's a two-flusher?

 

[thescreensavers]

"If its yellow let it mello if its brown flush it down"

 

[Goosemaster]

shitty situation indeed.

I would personally recommend that you go in the coat closet but am not sure why at this time.

 

[Legendary]

you're good for one flush

 

[Red Squirrel]

If you're desperate for more flushes go get snow outside and put it in the toilet. If your turd is a good one it should melt the snow fast enough and turn it into water. Then transfer it into the tank then flush. (just adding it probably wont be enough pressure).

But yeah if you have a normal flush left, make it count. 😛 Some tanks may allow for up to 3 flushes per refill though, with strategic flush actuator handling.

 

[xcript]

Floordump.

 

[Newbian]

Take a dump in front of someones door.

 

[xanis]

You have any neighbors that you don't like? Now is your chance for revenge. 😛

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Kelemvor
Toilets don't need running water to flush, just to refill the tank. So like Imp said, you're good for one more so make it count.

What if it's a two-flusher?

Then God help us. God help us all.