"We Are Professional Grade" & other slogans that suck!!

[NFS4]

GM - We Are Professional Grade (who came up with this crap?)
Toyota - Oh what a feeling (don't know if they still have that or not, either way LAME)
Nissan - Shift?? (bwahahahaha)
McDonalds - We love to see you smile (when I get to the counter at McDonalds, I'm not smiling b/c I've been waiting in line for too friggin' long)

I had a whole bunch of them thought up a while ago, but my mind is mush right now. I'm sure you all can help me out with some more

 

[boyRacer]

Toyota... i love what you do for me! ...hahaha... back during the Supra days... oh well...

I actually think Nissan's shift thingy is cool...

 

[Ime]

Chevy - Like a rock

Who the heck thought that up?!

 

[Zebo]

"organic" has to be the worst.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Ime
Chevy - Like a rock

Who the heck thought that up?!

Bob Seager?

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Ime
Chevy - Like a rock

Who the heck thought that up?!

Bob Seger.

 

[boyRacer]

Whatever happened to Porsche's "There is no substitute." Hmmm...

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: Ime
Chevy - Like a rock

Who the heck thought that up?!

Bob Seger.

Originally posted by: TheEvil1

Originally posted by: Ime
Chevy - Like a rock

Who the heck thought that up?!

Bob Seager?

I guess I was too slow.

 

[MO0t]

They'rrrrrrrrrreee GREEEEAAAT!!!!!

eat a _ick tiger

 

[Anubis]

Personally I hate teh Honda Element ones. i just dont get it

 

[Zim Hosein]

Personally, I don't like the Staples slogan; "Yeah, we've got that."

 

[Chadder007]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
Personally I hate teh Honda Element ones. i just dont get it

...That one needs to be their slogan. Honda Element: I Just don't get it.

 

[ScottyB]

I hate Progresso commercials. I don't want your damn non-condensed soup. If I wanted non-condensed soup I would get Campbell's Chunky soup, not your damn watered down crap.

 

[Anubis]

is also like to punch that guy that says " i fried the montherboard ... and teh fatherboard" in teh CDW commercials

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: Carbonyl
"organic" has to be the worst.

Are you kidding me? The chicks are hot...well, except for the old one, unless you're a geriatric.

ScottyB - very true

 

[Tominator]

I can guarantee the folks that thought up those slogans you so decry make a WHOLE lot more money than anyone posting here!

 

[MO0t]

Microsoft: after all, we do own the world.


oops, that the launch campaign for windows 2005, sorry

 

[UglyCasanova]

I hate that Ireland travel commercial where that one dude off the West Wing says "Come to Ireland, the land where my mother was born!..." It just sounds stupid to me.

 

[tcsenter]

As much as all those suck, I'm sure we'd like "Buy our product now, dumb ass!" even less.

 

[Desturel]

"It's Beer! Hooray Beer!" I love the commercials, but the slogan needs to change.

 

[JC]

"My heart to yours" -Pillsbury commercial, makes me wanna puke
"California's Truck Stop" -Dodge trucks
"More Pontiac to the Gallon" -that's an oldie

....so many more...I'll think of 'em

JC

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy

Originally posted by: Carbonyl
"organic" has to be the worst.

Are you kidding me? The chicks are hot...well, except for the old one, unless you're a geriatric.

ScottyB - very true

???

I meant when all these products label thier products as being "organic". Like a Oakley sweatshirt I got for x-mas. Said organic material...well duh! anything with carbon chains is organic! Also they use the term in various foods, for what reason I don't know.


Motor Oil is organic must be good for you right?

 

[GTaudiophile]

Is BMW's "The Ultimate Driving Machine" slogan the longest-running of all time among automobile manufacturers?

 

[LAUST]

100% of slogans suck. Point CLOSED

 

[brtspears2]

Well, apparently all these slogans are good enough to be stuck in your head, hence doing their job.