"We Are Professional Grade" & other slogans that suck!!

NFS4

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GM - We Are Professional Grade (who came up with this crap?)
Toyota - Oh what a feeling (don't know if they still have that or not, either way LAME)
Nissan - Shift?? (bwahahahaha)
McDonalds - We love to see you smile (when I get to the counter at McDonalds, I'm not smiling b/c I've been waiting in line for too friggin' long)

I had a whole bunch of them thought up a while ago, but my mind is mush right now. I'm sure you all can help me out with some more :D
 

boyRacer

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Toyota... i love what you do for me! ...hahaha... back during the Supra days... oh well...

I actually think Nissan's shift thingy is cool... :D
 

Zim Hosein

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Personally, I don't like the Staples slogan; "Yeah, we've got that."
 

Chadder007

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Originally posted by: TheEvil1
Personally I hate teh Honda Element ones. i just dont get it

...That one needs to be their slogan. Honda Element: I Just don't get it.
 

ScottyB

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I hate Progresso commercials. I don't want your damn non-condensed soup. If I wanted non-condensed soup I would get Campbell's Chunky soup, not your damn watered down crap.
 

Anubis

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is also like to punch that guy that says " i fried the montherboard ... and teh fatherboard" in teh CDW commercials
 

PsychoAndy

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Originally posted by: Carbonyl
"organic" has to be the worst.

Are you kidding me? The chicks are hot...well, except for the old one, unless you're a geriatric.

ScottyB - very true
 

Tominator

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I can guarantee the folks that thought up those slogans you so decry make a WHOLE lot more money than anyone posting here!;)
 

MO0t

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Microsoft: after all, we do own the world.


oops, that the launch campaign for windows 2005, sorry
 

UglyCasanova

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I hate that Ireland travel commercial where that one dude off the West Wing says "Come to Ireland, the land where my mother was born!..." It just sounds stupid to me.
 

tcsenter

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As much as all those suck, I'm sure we'd like "Buy our product now, dumb ass!" even less. :confused:
 

JC

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"My heart to yours" -Pillsbury commercial, makes me wanna puke
"California's Truck Stop" -Dodge trucks
"More Pontiac to the Gallon" -that's an oldie :)

....so many more...I'll think of 'em

JC
 

Zebo

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Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Originally posted by: Carbonyl
"organic" has to be the worst.

Are you kidding me? The chicks are hot...well, except for the old one, unless you're a geriatric.

ScottyB - very true

???

I meant when all these products label thier products as being "organic". Like a Oakley sweatshirt I got for x-mas. Said organic material...well duh! anything with carbon chains is organic! Also they use the term in various foods, for what reason I don't know.


Motor Oil is organic must be good for you right?
 

GTaudiophile

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Is BMW's "The Ultimate Driving Machine" slogan the longest-running of all time among automobile manufacturers?
 

brtspears2

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Well, apparently all these slogans are good enough to be stuck in your head, hence doing their job.