Wasn't Noah's Flood Actually Debunked?

[Mai72]

Something to think about...

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Yea, I like Matt Dilahunty (Atheist Experience Show) statement on Faith:

 

[brianmanahan]

one take away from the Bible. God must really hate the lambs. The humans do all sorts of shit, but it is the lambs that gets it.

lambs only get slaughtered once though and then they're done

but humans get to suffer infinite torture for infinite time

 

[MtnMan]

lambs only get slaughtered once though and then they're done

but humans get to suffer infinite torture for infinite time

Why? Because he loves you...

 

[shortylickens]

I read an article about this, somewhere. May have been national geographic. Anyway, general consensus among scientists is the last time earth was flooded, humans did not exist.

 

[brianmanahan]

Why? Because he loves you...

well, depends on which denomination you ask

some denominations say yes, everyone is loved

some say nope, only a few people are actually loved

and some say technically yes for everyone, but actually no for almost everyone

 

[SaltyNuts]

Never was, never will be. But a lot of anti-religious dorks will stammer this and stammer that LOL........

 

[sdifox]

Never was, never will be. But a lot of anti-religious dorks will stammer this and stammer that LOL........

You should ask your god to fertilise your land, not some Chinese girl hawking it.

 

[mikeymikec]

Was it really "Noah's flood"? Wasn't it God that did the sploosh and made a Wet-Ass Planet?

 

[snoopy7548]

I read an article about this, somewhere. May have been national geographic. Anyway, general consensus among scientists is the last time earth was flooded, humans did not exist.

If humans didn't exist the last time Earth was flooded, how do we know it flooded?

 

[Scarpozzi]

I like to think the ark and animals were real. You see, at the time of the flood, there we're far fewer species and the cross-specied Ark orgies are what helped grow evolution. Mmmmmmm......yes.

 

[shortylickens]

If humans didn't exist the last time Earth was flooded, how do we know it flooded?

like they layers, man.

ITS ALL LAYERS, MAN!

 

[Scarpozzi]

like they layers, man.

ITS ALL LAYERS, MAN!

What layer do you reside on?

 

[JEDI]

What layer do you reside on?

the 9th level of hell.
the same level where the Hulk derives his powers.
yeah, dont ask... Hulk reboot in comics.

Also, most mutants are now immortal thanks to Prof X and his golden rebirth eggs.
yeah, dont ask x2

 

[Scarpozzi]

the 9th level of hell.
the same level where the Hulk derives his powers.
yeah, dont ask... Hulk reboot in comics.

Also, most mutants are now immortal thanks to Prof X and his golden rebirth eggs.
yeah, dont ask x2

I assume that's the same level Dorf ended up on then?

 

[MtnMan]

well, depends on which denomination you ask

some denominations say yes, everyone is loved

some say nope, only a few people are actually loved

and some say technically yes for everyone, but actually no for almost everyone

So, in all your examples... it's still a fairy tale used to control those without the capacity of rational thought.

Probably helps explain why the correlation between evangelicals and trumpanzee's

 

[MtnMan]

I like to think the ark and animals were real. You see, at the time of the flood, there we're far fewer species and the cross-specied Ark orgies are what helped grow evolution. Mmmmmmm......yes.

It's the incest between the humans aboard that gets the believers all hot and bothered. Of course round one of the incest tales comes out of Exodus.