Was speaking with a prospective new client

[Sea Moose]

damn.... i will clean my car before i go to a job interview


Perhaps there are rumors that you drive a mustang or somthing awesome? And truck you say? Perhaps the office man bitch wanted to see what real men drive.

 

[TallBill]

I would have just showed him my dick.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

damn.... i will clean my car before i go to a job interview

that's the least of your problems
http://www.sadtrombone.com/

heyoooo!

 

[Sea Moose]

that's the least of your problems
http://www.sadtrombone.com/

heyoooo!

🙁

The pwnage is strong with this.

 

[Sea Moose]

I would have just showed him my dick.

And what if the dude dropped to his knees to carry out the job? Then who would be the knob!

 

[TallBill]

And what if the dude dropped to his knees to carry out the job? Then who would be the knob!

Him... i beg you to tell the difference between a man's mouth and a woman's in a blind test.

 

[caddlad]

An acquaintance was enroled at NYSDEC ECO academy. The DI's would nose around the parking lot and bust the balls of the recruits with sloppy vehicles.

Mines a mess, just the way I like it.

 

[Sea Moose]

Him... i beg you to tell the difference between a man's mouth and a woman's in a blind test.

Yeah i suppose, unless you cop some 5'oclock shadow... Then whos the queer!

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Him... i beg you to tell the difference between a man's mouth and a woman's in a blind test.

*needle bumped off the record sound effect*

 

[GeekDrew]

I would have just showed him my dick.

I have a position open, for which you need to interview.

 

[TallBill]

Yeah i suppose, unless you cop some 5'oclock shadow... Then whos the queer!

I like a mustached woman.

 

[Sea Moose]

Methinks you need to explain yourself bill. Before you get ultimatley pwned.

 

[Sea Moose]

Tallbill....? The internet is waiting your response!

 

[GeekDrew]

Tallbill....? The internet is waiting your response!

WTF does he need to respond to? :confused;

 

[TallBill]

WTF does he need to respond to? :confused;

He wants to know how a homosexual man like myself has so much consensual sex with attractive women.

 

[Sea Moose]

He wants to know how a homosexual man like myself has so much consensual sex with attractive women.

HAhahaa!1 Your alright bill 😀

 

[Tsaico]

Well, he called back and signed up, so for whatever the reason, my truck didn't matter. Or perhaps it did and it was the thing that pushed him over? Who knows... In this economy, I will take almost anyone... beggars can't be choosers.

And as for the cleanliness of my truck representing my work, I don't know about that. A coworker suggested that it was to see if it was a beater or not, if it was a personal truck and a beater, then I don't make much and am prone to bail for a better job, and if it was a company truck and a beater, then the company doesn't have the cash to maintain its fleet.

Either way, I don't think I have ever heard of this happening and is a certaintly a first for me. Perhaps one day I will find out...

 

[lifeobry]

This thread confuses.

 

[Tsaico]

HAhahaa!1 Your alright bill 😀

Oh, and this was one hell of a thread hi-jacking... Thanks for the morning's laughs!

 

[PricklyPete]

Him... i beg you to tell the difference between a man's mouth and a woman's in a blind test.

It doesn't suck itself...am I right?

 

[Ausm]

Car bomb?

 

[ViviTheMage]

Methinks you need to explain yourself bill. Before you get ultimatley pwned.

He likes penis, what else is there to say?

 

[nerp]

repost

 

[TallBill]

Oh, and this was one hell of a thread hi-jacking... Thanks for the morning's laughs!

🙂 Just having fun. Glad you picked up a client, even if he may be a serial killer.

 

[kalrith]

He wanted to judge you based on the vehicle you drive.