ATPN is stocked to the gills with world-class, right-wing economists who clearly see how wonderful the U.S. economy would be now if there'd been no stimulus and no bank bailouts. They know this because the U.S. economy isn't wonderful right now, and it's impossible that the stimulus and bailouts prevented far worse from happening.
It's impossible that the stimulus and bailouts prevented unemployment from being 25% right now; impossible that the DOW would be at 3000; impossible that there would be 5% deflation and negative growth; impossible that the housing market would be down 50% instead of 20%; impossible we could be in another great depression. Because the economy isn't wonderful right now - only two years after pulling back from the precipice of disaster - it must be the case that the U.S. government did the wrong thing. There can be no other possibility.
The right knows this because - unlike the large majority of actual economists who tell us the stimulus and bailouts actually worked - the right has knowledge of the universe that comes from a very special place that's immune to logic and education and intelligence. That special place is called faith and certainty; and when you feel faith and certainty, what you believe just has to be true. Just ask Osama Bin Laden and the Taliban.
Then you have those of us who are neither "right" or "left" but we can do basic fucking math so we know you are full of shit.
You guys do provide some amusement in a twisted kind of way when you argue about which side would get us out of this shit better when both sides do the same fucking thing.
For example, if the left is doing such a great job how come we have seen zero indictments of the banksters even though they have admitted to crimes in sworn testimony? Or how about a simple one, why are the banksters the only assholes who seem to be doing better? At least you guys reinstated Glass-Steagal though..... ah fuck, yall didn't even do that when you controlled both houses and the WH? I guess we can overlook that little issue since you made sure the too big to fail assholes at the very least didn't get bigger, right? Fuck, you bastards didn't even do that. The least you assholes can do to say you are better than the other assholes is send a hot (i'll even settle for a semi-hot) stripper to all of our homes to give us handjobs (the individual can even pick the sex of the stripper). As bad as you assholes have been fucking all of us I think a reach-around is the least yall can do. Oooh, it would create jobs too so you can call it "stimulus".
