<begin> { reminiscent mode, voice of replicant Roy Batty | Rutger Hauer
Blade Runner }
Long have I existed, and O the Crap I have seen.
Its all about Crap.
Crap information. Crap humor. Crap dignity. Crap humility. Crap intellect.
Yes, even crap "trolling" and "neffing".
Who among us complains of too much crap!?
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Long have I existed, and O the Quality I have seen.
Its all about Quality.
Quality information. Quality humor. Quality of dignity. Quality of humility. Quality of intellect.
Yes, even Quality of "trolling" and "neffing".
Who among us complains of too much quality!?
<end> { reminiscent mode, replicant Roy Batty}
Is the Crap to Quality ratio different now than when the forum membership was small back in the gloriously golden "good 'ol days" and was there more dignity, and humility?
Lets say that when the forums had 100 members, just 1% or 1, was Crap (and indeed there was at least 1), yet there was only so much Crap that 1 Crapper could Crap 24/7. Thus, the forum seemed better.
Now, however, if 1% of our nearly 100,000 members are Crap that equates to 1,000 Crappers. 1,000 Crappers can Crap quite a Crapload of Crap 24/7, especially if they have been, indeed, by design, condensed into the OT forum.
Even if there are just 20,000 members (duplicates and multiple personalities considered), 1% is 200 Crappers.
Hell, just 10 Crappers Crapping tag-team 24/7 can Crap Craploads, as we know all to well.
The quality is there, as abundant as ever, it is merely obscured by disproportionate Crap.
So how do we Cap the Crap?
Moderating the Crap out of the Crappers
has never reduced the overall Crapping, and often has created backlash Crapping: Thus,
any moderator-only solution would be ineffective.
Splitting the OT forum into pieces will prove ineffective and be quite problematic as well.
For no matter how the OT forum is split, as Crappy as the Crappers may be, they are not Crappy enough to Crap only on themselves and will seek out non-Crappers to Crap upon.
The only solutions that will work will be those that
remove a Crapper's incentives to Crap.
Two Serious Solutions:
1.
Do not allow posts in the OT forum to increment ones Post Counter.
--> Crappers seem to have Competitive Post-Count Crapitus, so remove the incentive.
2. Discourage Crapping, or "neffing", or whatever, by
implementing a new icon in every post next to the "Subscribe to this thread" icon (
in the shape of a trout?) that when clicked will increment a "neff" counter
visible only to the moderators, and possibly to include further hidden info, such as, the identity of the reporter, forum, hotness, or whatever.
In this way, a moderator would have an easy(?) way to track/identify "neffs" as reported by "we the empowered members"; and if justified, could PM the Crapper with a warning, or do whatever else they see fit. Also, those who "slap trout" abusively, could be dealt with too.
--> Pushing the limits of Moderation and earning a
moderator's warning post or
locked thread or
ban seems to be a
Badge of Crapitus, so deny these badges as often as possible by nipping 'em in the bud before Crappers get too emboldened, and let members have a greater role in moderation (albeit hidden and with no direct feedback). This would not only take some pressure off of the moderator and put it upon ourselves (where it should be), but would incorporate scope of member pressure to help support a Mod's PM, or such, to a "Crapper" ie,
Sir "Crapper", over the last 2 days you have accumulated 86 unique "Trout Slaps" from forum members, I have reviewed your posts: the Trout Slaps are justified and you need to do "X" or else "Y" will result. Please review the forum rules (
here) that you agreed to when you joined the forums; especially this paragraph:
You agree that you will not use our Forums to post any material, or links to any material, which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law.
--Moderator
I realize that a fair bit of programming will need to be done to implement this, yet it will be more than worth the effort, for if these two ideas are implemented and we are consistent, relentless, and just in our
trout slapping the Crappers, we will create the conditions wherein Crap is not tolerated,
KNOWN as not tolerated, and the OT forum will experience renaissance.
Keeping in mind of course:
All things in moderation, including Moderation.
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." --Charley and The Chocolate Factory
Therein lies the true joy of the OT forum.