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amdhunter said:
Wouldn't it wear down after so much use? You know like a pencil eraser or something?
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This reminds me of reading some newspaper article where young female students place pencil erasers on their electric toothbrushes. Then they use this combination as a rather effective vibrator for masturbation. If you know a female student and who owns a pencil eraser with a small ~4 millimeter cut in it... 😱


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wwswimming said:
not a big deal. i used to know a United Airlines woman employee who masturbated in the parking lot at lunchtime.

if the Prius is a-rocking don't come a-knocking.
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How did you find this out? She told you? Other people told you? You watched her?
 
William Gaatjes said:
This reminds me of reading some newspaper article where young female students place pencil erasers on their electric toothbrushes. Then they use this combination as a rather effective vibrator for masturbation. If you know a female student and who owns a pencil eraser with a small ~4 millimeter cut in it... 😱


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WTF. Link to article?
 
William Gaatjes said:
This reminds me of reading some newspaper article where young female students place pencil erasers on their electric toothbrushes. Then they use this combination as a rather effective vibrator for masturbation. If you know a female student and who owns a pencil eraser with a small ~4 millimeter cut in it... 😱


braun%20electric%20toothbrush.jpg
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I hope nobody rushes the setup and forgets to put the eraser on. 😱
 
The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”
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This is like those Viagra commercials telling you to seek medical help if your erection lasts 4 hours.

After 3 hours 45 minutes of going at it, are you thinking - well, I'm good for another 15 minutes before my heart explodes?

Same as here. Does she normally play with her lady monkey 45 times a day, but the day she bumped up to 47 - uh oh, seek medical help.
 
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