Want to masturbate at work? Move to Brazil...

[Farmer]

850 lbs...on the moon anyway.

Ugh what an obese man.

 

[amdhunter]

Wouldn't it wear down after so much use? You know like a pencil eraser or something?

 

[William Gaatjes]

Words. None.

I think there will be from now on a lot of volunteers to relieve her of her deep anguish. I think she needs some good physical and spiritual loving. A woman alone with 3 kids and a job. It seems she feels she has no more life. An odd way to solve the feeling of distress or stress.

 

[Farmer]

Wouldn't it wear down after so much use? You know like a pencil eraser or something?

No the nerve endings grow denser and denser leading to increased sensitivity.

 

[Krynj]

Ugh what an obese man.

I never mentioned my gender.

 

[NuclearNed]

Why isn't she blind yet?

 

[highland145]

I never mentioned my gender.

Moon people have a gender?

 

[Farmer]

I never mentioned my gender.

Don't try to change the topic. We were discussing how huge of a fatass you are, remember?

 

[William Gaatjes]

Wouldn't it wear down after so much use? You know like a pencil eraser or something?

This reminds me of reading some newspaper article where young female students place pencil erasers on their electric toothbrushes. Then they use this combination as a rather effective vibrator for masturbation. If you know a female student and who owns a pencil eraser with a small ~4 millimeter cut in it...

 

[Krynj]

Don't try to change the topic. We were discussing how huge of a fatass you are, remember?

Sincerest apologies.

 

[Wheezer]

Jesus, I hope that is not her "O" face....egads.

 

[SagaLore]

not a big deal. i used to know a United Airlines woman employee who masturbated in the parking lot at lunchtime.

if the Prius is a-rocking don't come a-knocking.

How did you find this out? She told you? Other people told you? You watched her?

 

[Farmer]

Sincerest apologies.

Thank you!

 

[GTaudiophile]

I actually don't envy her, and I bet she gets pretty darn worn out from it.

At that rate, it's not as special as it should be.

 

[GTaudiophile]

This reminds me of reading some newspaper article where young female students place pencil erasers on their electric toothbrushes. Then they use this combination as a rather effective vibrator for masturbation. If you know a female student and who owns a pencil eraser with a small ~4 millimeter cut in it...

WTF. Link to article?

 

[GuitarDaddy]

She smokes. Do not want.

Between the porn viewing, frequent masturbation and the post masturbatory cigarette break that doesn't leave her much time to do alot of actually work

 

[William Gaatjes]

WTF. Link to article?

Was a few years back in a newspaper here in the Netherlands.

I tried to look it up but i ended up on women forums discussing the subject of most pleasant masturbating...

 

[SagaLore]

This reminds me of reading some newspaper article where young female students place pencil erasers on their electric toothbrushes. Then they use this combination as a rather effective vibrator for masturbation. If you know a female student and who owns a pencil eraser with a small ~4 millimeter cut in it...

I hope nobody rushes the setup and forgets to put the eraser on.

 

[nanette1985]

electric pencil eraser
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...FBEZ63Y7JKEWV4

enjoy.

 

[William Gaatjes]

electric pencil eraser
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...FBEZ63Y7JKEWV4

enjoy.

I am not going to ask the obvious question.

:hmm:

 

[William Gaatjes]

I hope nobody rushes the setup and forgets to put the eraser on.

Is that not called "sadomasochism" ?

 

[Jeeebus]

The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”

This is like those Viagra commercials telling you to seek medical help if your erection lasts 4 hours.

After 3 hours 45 minutes of going at it, are you thinking - well, I'm good for another 15 minutes before my heart explodes?

Same as here. Does she normally play with her lady monkey 45 times a day, but the day she bumped up to 47 - uh oh, seek medical help.

 

[moks78]

Reason for divorce...husband can't keep up with wife's insatiable thirst for sex.

 

[Krynj]

Maybe she should replace her desk chair with a Sybian.

 

[SearchMaster]

Maybe she should replace her desk chair with a Sybian.

She could ask for that under the ADA in the USA.