Want to masturbate at work? Move to Brazil...

[SunnyD]

Words. None.

BRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to masturbate in her workplace because she has a strange disease.

This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.

The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.

Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.

The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”

Currently, Bezerra follow a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives that “only” took her to masturbate 18 times.

 

[Avalon]

I'm at a loss for words.

 

[Gibson486]

I do not think she is great looking, but still...I think i found out where i want to work...

 

[wwswimming]

not a big deal. i used to know a United Airlines woman employee who masturbated in the parking lot at lunchtime.

if the Prius is a-rocking don't come a-knocking.

 

[Ancalagon44]

not a big deal. i used to know a United Airlines woman employee who masturbated in the parking lot at lunchtime.

if the Prius is a-rocking don't come a-knocking.

Thats awesome.

 

[Sea Moose]

Posting in a non Trident thread

 

[shortylickens]

:hmm:

My taxes are already done......

 

[Wyndru]

Aren't there electronic panty accessories that do this discreetly? And does she really need access to porn on her work computer if she is so horny all the time?

It seems like this could be handled by her a little more quietly than asking permission to masturbate at work.

 

[shortylickens]

Aren't there electronic panty accessories that do this discreetly? And does she really need access to porn on her work computer if she is so horny all the time?

Besides which most women arent visual.

 

[Scotteq]

< notes the brown~looking stains on the woman's fingers, and steps... away... from... the thread>

 

[sportage]

Was that a 15 minutes break or 30 minute?

 

[JulesMaximus]

I bet she's fun in the sack!

 

[brainhulk]

< notes the brown~looking stains on the woman's fingers, and steps... away... from... the thread>

self-shocking ftw

 

[Gibsons]

not a big deal. i used to know a United Airlines woman employee who masturbated in the parking lot at lunchtime.

if the Prius is a-rocking don't come a-knocking.

pic?

 

[Gibsons]

not a big deal. i used to know a United Airlines woman employee who masturbated in the parking lot at lunchtime.

if the Prius is a-rocking don't come a-knocking.

pic? and how did you find out about her habit?

 

[disappoint]

Aren't there electronic panty accessories that do this discreetly? And does she really need access to porn on her work computer if she is so horny all the time?

It seems like this could be handled by her a little more quietly than asking permission to masturbate at work.

Besides which most women arent visual.

Yeah someone owes me a new bullshit meter....just not sure who.

 

[Ancalagon44]

Aren't there electronic panty accessories that do this discreetly? And does she really need access to porn on her work computer if she is so horny all the time?

It seems like this could be handled by her a little more quietly than asking permission to masturbate at work.

You do get those remote controlled vibrators which can be inserted into specially designed panties, but the reviews I've read said that they dont sit properly so they dont hit the spot.

 

[Saint Nick]

Sometimes rubbing one out is just what the doctor ordered.

 

[nanette1985]

If she has to masturbate 18 times a day to get satisfaction, she's doing it wrong.

 

[Farmer]

Their HR department should hire some Employee Satisfaction Specialists.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

She smokes. Do not want.

 

[Krynj]

The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, &#8220;There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times&#8221;, adding: &#8220;I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.&#8221;

That destroys my personal best of 5 times over the course of 24 hours, let alone just one work shift.

 

[Farmer]

That destroys my personal best of 5 times over the course of 24 hours, let alone just one work shift.

Well are you a woman or a man? It also matters if you are obese, which you probably are.

 

[Krynj]

Well are you a woman or a man? It also matters if you are obese, which you probably are.

850 lbs...on the moon anyway.

 

[Schadenfroh]

&#8220;There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times&#8221;, adding: &#8220;I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.&#8221;

She must not know many people from ATOT. Although, this is on the higher end of the scale, even for here.