Want someone to share your problems with? Call me.

[DainBramaged]

Have anything you want to talk to me about? Call me.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

You are probably messed up more than any of us could possibly be. Why would we call you?

 

[isekii]

post a number

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: isekii
post a number

PM Sent

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You are probably messed up more than any of us could possibly be. Why would we call you?

I don't counsel dirty pigs.

 

[Reckoner]

Hello

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Hello

Greetings, do you require someone to talk to?

 

[her209]

How do you tell someone you love that you are living a lie?

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Dain, I think you are one of the last people I would share my problems with.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I am a total and utter failure at everything. How can I fix that?

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I am a total and utter failure at everything. How can I fix that?

 

[Chrono]

PM ME NOW STAT. I need some help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I am a total and utter failure at everything. How can I fix that?

Listen to more IRON MAIDEN. HALLOWED BE THY NAME!

 

[BlancoNino]

I can't stop myself from clicking on your stupid threads. It's becoming a real problem. Help.

 

[postmortemIA]

OP, are you gay...

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA
OP, are you gay...

TPIWWAQM

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA
OP, are you gay...

lol...you remind me of 2nd grade.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Listen to more IRON MAIDEN. HALLOWED BE THY NAME!

Iron Maiden only reminds me of my own inability to contribute to this world.

 

[KeithTalent]

Oh god, I am going to have nightmares now; lying on the couch talking to some deranged fish....

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Listen to more IRON MAIDEN. HALLOWED BE THY NAME!

Iron Maiden only reminds me of my own inability to contribute to this world.

Yes, but you alone have the ability to reproduce their hallowed works as often as possible. Make the most of your life!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

I didn't invent ketchup. I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

I didn't invent ketchup. I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

Solution: Use Mustard. Pretend Ketchup doesn't exist.

Or if you are REALLY daring, use Mayonnaise. You have to be pretty messed up to do that one though.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

I didn't invent ketchup. I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

Solution: Use Mustard.

Or if you are REALLY daring, use Mayonnaise. You have to be pretty messed up to do that one though.

I hate ketchup. I am pretty messed up. I've been known to put mayonnaise on my Golden Grahams.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

I didn't invent ketchup. I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

Solution: Use Mustard.

Or if you are REALLY daring, use Mayonnaise. You have to be pretty messed up to do that one though.

I hate ketchup. I am pretty messed up. I've been known to put mayonnaise on my Golden Grahams.

That means substitution worked for you. Problem solved.