Want someone to share your problems with? Call me.

[DainBramaged]

Have anything you want to talk to me about? Call me. 🙂

 

[MartyMcFly3]

You are probably messed up more than any of us could possibly be. Why would we call you?

😛

 

[isekii]

post a number

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: isekii
post a number

PM Sent

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You are probably messed up more than any of us could possibly be. Why would we call you?

😛

I don't counsel dirty pigs. 😛

 

[Reckoner]

Hello

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Hello

Greetings, do you require someone to talk to?

 

[her209]

How do you tell someone you love that you are living a lie?

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Dain, I think you are one of the last people I would share my problems with.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I am a total and utter failure at everything. How can I fix that?

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I am a total and utter failure at everything. How can I fix that?

 

[Chrono]

PM ME NOW STAT. I need some help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I am a total and utter failure at everything. How can I fix that?

Listen to more IRON MAIDEN. HALLOWED BE THY NAME!

 

[BlancoNino]

I can't stop myself from clicking on your stupid threads. It's becoming a real problem. Help.

 

[postmortemIA]

OP, are you gay...

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA
OP, are you gay...

TPIWWAQM

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: postmortemIA
OP, are you gay...

lol...you remind me of 2nd grade.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Listen to more IRON MAIDEN. HALLOWED BE THY NAME!

Iron Maiden only reminds me of my own inability to contribute to this world. 🙁

 

[KeithTalent]

Oh god, I am going to have nightmares now; lying on the couch talking to some deranged fish....

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Listen to more IRON MAIDEN. HALLOWED BE THY NAME!

Iron Maiden only reminds me of my own inability to contribute to this world. 🙁

Yes, but you alone have the ability to reproduce their hallowed works as often as possible. Make the most of your life!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

I didn't invent ketchup. I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

I didn't invent ketchup. I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

Solution: Use Mustard. Pretend Ketchup doesn't exist.

Or if you are REALLY daring, use Mayonnaise. You have to be pretty messed up to do that one though.

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

I didn't invent ketchup. I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

Solution: Use Mustard.

Or if you are REALLY daring, use Mayonnaise. You have to be pretty messed up to do that one though.

I hate ketchup. I am pretty messed up. I've been known to put mayonnaise on my Golden Grahams.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
PM ME your problems. I can give better advice than Dain.

I didn't invent ketchup. I cry myself to sleep every night because of it.

Solution: Use Mustard.

Or if you are REALLY daring, use Mayonnaise. You have to be pretty messed up to do that one though.

I hate ketchup. I am pretty messed up. I've been known to put mayonnaise on my Golden Grahams.

That means substitution worked for you. Problem solved.